I don't know how to do these, but someone should make one about time travel, like:

Time Travel: Great for imprisoning villains

Time Travel: Beats an airplane any *time*.

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.