Wendy, yeah, I suppose you're right that we wouldn't like the roles reversed, but, um, err... the heck with equality! Embrace the double standard!
PJ who found all the posters more amusing than drool-worthy, anyway...
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed. He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement." "You can say that again," she told him. "I have a...." "Oh, shut up."
