The first one was funny enough; the second one killed me I managed not to laugh out loud (much) but it's a darn good thing nobody was walking past my office -- they'd have thought I was having a fit!
PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed. He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement." "You can say that again," she told him. "I have a...." "Oh, shut up."