Oh my, I'm wiping tears of laughter away here. Paul, these are wonderful! I howled at them all, but I think Lipstick and Evil Curses have to be my favourites.
And C_A - Hoff, "Should be shot." Simple, true, what more can you say to that? I splurged my Irn Bru all over my screen. Should have known better, of course, to open this one up when drinking.
Oh, boy. These just get better and better.
LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly. Aramis: Yes, sorry. Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
