Well, I went back and did some counting, just for the heck of it. Numbers may be slightly off, since I was keeping track of so many things at once, but I think they're pretty close.
Shirtless Clark 45 Clark in a see-through shirt 1 L&C Making out 16 Generally Sexy (includes all of the above) 98
Items/ideas which appear:
Kryptonite 7 Death 8 Lois's chicken costume 4 Lois's cooking 4 Candy 4 A telephone 7 This thread 3
Characters who appear:
Clark 147 Lois 77 Lex 14 Perry 7 Dan 2 Tempus 2 Ching 2 Martha 6 Mayson 2 Lana 1 Ellen 2 Jimmy 10 Cat 3 Mindy 1 No One 20 Jonathan 5 Resplendent Man 1 Wanda Mae 1 Leslie Luckabee 1 MXYZPTLK 1 Nigel 1 Mystery baby 1 Sam Lane 1 Wedding Destroyer 1 Wells 1 Diana Stride 1 Maid 1 Ms Cox 1 Chen Chow 1 Tiffani 2 Nor 1 Metallo 2 Mr Gadget 1 Ralph 1 Jaxon Xavier 1
(That's right, FoLCs. No One appears more often than Lex Luthor. No One.)
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.