I hadn't seen this thread for a while and assumed it had been abandoned. I'd have recognized "The Red Skirt" at once if I had seen it.

Anyway, try this one on for size:

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"My life is an open book, Lois."

"Go ahead, get in bed with the devil."

"Unless it's lined with lead, don't bother."

"Lex Luthor, you're under arrest."

"I lied, I'm not in love with you..."

"My life is an open book."

"an open book."

"...an open book."

"The devil, Lois."

"Get in bed with the devil..."

"...an open book."

"I'm not in love with you."

"Lined with lead."

"I'm not in love with you."

"...don't bother."

"I'm not in love with you."

"I'm not in love with you!"

"I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU!"

****

Nan


Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.