What a fun thread.

That's from
In Cat's Corner
By Irene Dutch

http://www.lcfanfic.com/stories/2002/incats.txt

How about this one:

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"We're not that different after all," Lois pronounced.

"You think so?" Clark said, shooting a quizzical glance at
her. She was bestowing a forgiving smile on him, clearly
pleased with her deduction.

"Sure," she said confidently. "According to Jimmy, if you
go back far enough we're probably related."

"Somehow, I doubt that," Clark murmured, an unholy
amusement stealing over him. Lois raised an eyebrow, and
he added hastily, "I'm from Kansas, remember?"

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Rhea