I can't help it! This is
For better or for Worse by Jessi Mounts, where Lois and Clark pretend to be married!
I'll come back with a new one...
I love this one:
"Excuse me, I'm WHAT?!" Lois stared at the city clerk on the other side of the window in utter disbelief.
"According to my records, you're already married," the clerk repeated, more slowly this time.
"I am *not*," Lois insisted adamantly. "I would *know* if I was married! You think a woman forgets something like that? Maybe *you* would," she spat out, causing the clerk to stiffen defensively, "but I certainly wouldn't! I am not married!"
"Yes, you are. It says right here that you are, as of last December."
"Who does it say I'm married *to*?"
"Umm..." the clerk mumbled as she studied the records on more time. "A Mr. Clark Kent."
Simona
