This is
An Affair To Remember by David.
Riddle me this easy one:
"Darn it, Clark!" Lois ran a hand through her hair. "It's like the dratted thing is hiding from me!"
"It's not alive," Clark pointed out. "It can't do anything by itself. You've just laid it down somewhere and don't remember where."
"No way," Lois said. "I remember crossing the room and laying it down somewhere perfectly obvious. I didn't put it under something, or stick it in a drawer, or anything, but now it's gone! The darned thing is deliberately hiding from me."
See ya,
AnnaBtG.
