Originally posted by John Lambert:
If you ask canon Clark, he would say the red rocks are detrimental as well.
CLARK: Well, that's before the red rocks made me horny.
Although actually 2 of the three times we see red K in Lois and Clark it has physical effects on Superman.
3 times? I thought it was only S2's Individual Responsibility and S4's Lethal Weapon. When was the third time?
Well, she did just try to kill him.
LOIS: [Mad] Lex! Lex tried to kill him, using me!
JOHN: I have to agree with Lois here. Also, if Clark would have stayed just out of the range of the green Kryptonite and listened to Lois, he would already know this.
So, you're saying I need to get those crazy couple together in a room without Kryptonite to talk?
LOIS: Can the lock be broken?
EW: True, but being Superman isn't the same as being an actor or a sports hero. Criminals would be more likely to go after anyone with a close relationship with Superman. Also, no Lois, and she's the only one he wants.
JOHN: My response to the first part is, Henderson is married. OK, he is not quite as high-profile a target, but still. The later part I think is the real answer.
Well, Henderson was targeted once (when he and Perry were younger) and framed for murder.
I am not saying that the wife of Superman could have a normal life. But I think he could set up a way for her to be safe most of the time.
That's part of the fun of alt-Clark fanfic.
LEX: But Kryptonite isn't supposed to hurt humans.
JOHN: It does when they are pregnant with a half-Kryptonian child. /hides/
LOIS:
Cat is pregnant with Superman's Love Child!?
PHIL: What?!
LEX: Works for me!
CLARK:
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They went on an official date for her birthday.
JOHN: I think I meant to have a "this year" qualifier in there, since they also went on a date to the Kerths, or at least it became a date at some point.
Oh, you mean "this year" as in 1994, not the last 365 days.
Perry said that she was undercover at LNN, which is why she couldn't have direct contact with Clark.
JOHN: But why can't he go see Lois at the Soup Kitchen, if Jimbo can?
Jimbo isn't as well known by the people at LNN who could be spying on Lois.
He doesn't always feel the pain first. In Ordinary People, he lost his use of his heat vision before guessing that Kryptonite might be around.
JOHN: Some details of Ordinary People seem better to ignore. I loved the beach scenes, although I think Clark should have admitted to Lois that he lost the bet and used his powers to scare off the tiger. The getting the cheese from France made sense, but when he started running off mid-sentence for chocolate and Peruvian ice, it seemed a bit much. It was funny, but it seemed a bit far fetched. "Ordinary People" is one of the shows that illustrates that "Lois and Clark" was a sit com. They built up story lines and issues in one episode, and then almost ignored them later on. Although "Top Copy" and "That Good Old Gang of Mine" are the worst on that front.
Yeah. That's one of the reasons my stories are so long. I'm always trying to make sense of the lack of continuity.
EW: Um... Clark doesn't know Kryptonian.
JOHN: Cat does not know this.
Oh, right.
