Darth Michael: 
CLARK: [puts 2 & 3 together and ends up with 6] Lois has learned about me and Cat hooking up the other day and now she’s ticked off. Note to self: Never let her catch me cheating on her. It’s bad for my health.
He doesn't know about someone spying on his luncheon yet.
Wouldn’t it be funny if Lois tried to kill him and Cat dumped him on the same day?
CLARK: Funny-ha-ha or funny-why-is-there-a-horse’s-head-in-my-bed?
Gee, I wonder what he'd do with no friends, no Lois, no job, and Superman's rep in tatters?
Maybe it’s easier to think about what Lex did to Lois?
CLARK:
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Sounds like Peter Pan to me.
Ooops. Sorry. Wrong story.
Maybe he should eat a cupcake and find himself a Wendy?
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CLARK: I think I just lost my appetite.
His ears perked up as his hearing improved. He could hear a woman crying. Cat!
LOIS: /mad/
What? SHE wasn't crying.
/Clark goes off visiting Phil to ‘talk’ to him/
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Yep, scared what Lois would do to him, now that she’s got Kryptonite rings.
So, he's in denial?
“Not that this is even remotely similar, but would you have been happy, had Lois told you she wasn’t going to give up her friendship with Lex, just because you wanted her to? No, you wouldn’t have,” Cat retorted.
That’s different. Lex is a creep. Plus, Clark could easily have an accident on Lex while flying past.
Hence the disclaimer.
LOIS: Think I’m stupid? After what happened the last time I let Clark make a decision?
He proposed?
CLARK: Yeah. Like I'd ever make THAT mistake again.
And now she sounds like Lois.
Well, Lois gave Clark an ultimatum and such a threat at the end of S2, so maybe a little bit.
/snaps photo of street walker/
LOIS: The word is "pedestrian".
Preferably with railroad spikes?
Or porcupine quills dipped in jalapeno sauce and sprayed by a skunk. Whatever.
CLARK: [exactly] I’m built nothing like Lois.
Lois didn't want Henderson to ask how she knew Superman was built like a human male.
HENDERSON: Soooo tempting.
CLARK:
Really? How embarrassing!
LEX: Duh! My fiancée is a proven cheat, with her cheating on her boyfriend with Superman, why shouldn’t she do the same to me?
CLARK: Cheat on me with you? Yep, she does that.
Thanks. Fixed.
ER: /shocked that Lois goes 100% into her stories/
CLARK: /covers ears/ num-num-num. I didn't need to hear that.
I’m not sure if Lex is going to feel that his ego has been stroked if Lois looks well banged when she gets home.
NIGEL: I don’t think it made much difference that I had them use red crystals for the ring.
Lois does have her own strange logic she's using for reasoning.
HENDERSON: [How did Lane know it was my birthday?]
Awww. Isn't she sweet?
HENDERSON: /tearing up/ Just what I wanted too.
Good thing Clark can presently hit people without killing them too much.
Do you really think that THIS Clark would ever blame others for what he considers his own mistakes?
LUCY:
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LOIS: Don't even THINK about it!
LUCY: Hello! My life.
LOIS: Hello! I have to work those idiots.
CLARK: Yes, Det. Henderson. James Bartholomew Olsen here own that yellow lunchbox. You’re saying it contained the bomb? Huh. Yeah, I can see that.
TANK: /rubs hands in glee as this story starts to pick up/
Or you just get a new one.
LEX: Hey! That’s *just* like what I’m doing with relationships.
Lex can afford new ones. Jimbo not so often. Computers back then still ran in the several K price tag. /fondly remembers first computer I bought with my entire summer paycheck/
“Nothing else would knock Superman from the sky,” Lois said.
ER: Well, maybe a naked Lois sunbathing on a rooftop.
SUPERMAN: [Shhhhhh!]
CLARK: Actually, that's more like a 'pull' than a 'knock'.
