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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
LEX-C: But that's where father said I must kiss him!
ER: Yes, but only Father, not Mother.
LOIS: *Step* Mother.
LEX-C: (remembers bedtime stories) Evil stop mother?
LOIS: /leans over and tucks Lex-C into bed/ Yes, I'm evil. I'm sending your Father to prison for all the bad things that he did and then I'm going to run off an shag my writing partner.
LEX-C: shock Now, I'll have nightmares!

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LEX: It doesn't matter. All conversations turn to me after a while. I'm that interesting.
BATMAN: If he says "I'm Lex Luthor" I'm suing him for trademark infringement.
ER: /points/ He’s more interesting. Even if we don't see him hanging around 'em girls that much.
I'm sorry. Which man are you pointing at?
NIGEL: /Raises hand/ Me?
ASABI: /punches him in the jaw/ No, me.

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.