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Hey, Look! It's only taken me a month to do 12 FDKs. [Embarrassed] My apologies. I'm getting better, I promise.
Yes, certainly looks that way smile1

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quote:This was added so he wouldn’t try to get more from her than a good-night kiss?

LEX-C: But I was told I could kiss her cheek!
NIGEL: /applies another slap with a wooden board/ Face cheek. Not butt cheek.

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quote: Using a machete on Lex’s privy parts to get out of the wedding night?

LOIS: <thinks this a bit too messy. And might not last long enough during the application>
CLARK: <Agrees with Lois that she would be soiled head to toe in crook blood and then he’d have to scrub her clean from head to toe in the shower.>
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Or he could start skimming off the top and end up with a nice little retail outfit where he sells meditation supplies and soul-switching rocks.
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