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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
FLASHBACK...
ARI: Lex, have you met my best friend Miranda? She's a chemist.
ER: Why threesomes psycho-bitches are a bad idea?
LEX: Ooops?

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LOIS: It might, but it can't buy me.
LANA: It can buy me!
LINDA: And me!
MRS. COX: I wouldn't say 'no' to a little of the green stuff every once and a while.
ER: So, 3 out of 4 means ‘most’. So…
DIVROCE LAWYER: Which is why prenups are in such high demand these days.
But how many of them are suggested by the poorer spouse?
LOIS: You think I want him to have rights to anything I've ever written? Hell, no!

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ER: No, her normal outfits look like something a 50-dollar hooker would wear, so if she calls it slutty herself…well… A 50-dollar-hooker in a porn movie?

EW: And here I thought porn stars did it for love of film. Silly me.

ER: Nono, I meant the ‘dress’ worn when the actress portrays a 50-dollar-hooker in a porn movie.
PORN ACTRESS: There is always a lot of loving going on in our movies. What’s EW talking about?
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CLARK: Whoa. Hold on! Did I agree to that? I don't think so.
SUPERMAN: There won't be much sleeping involved.

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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