Darth Michael: Cheers!
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Or a Hershey Bar taped to a long stick?
Yes, that would have worked better.
LOIS: I've almost got it... I've almost got it...

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Mayson offered Lois a deal: Clark or prison. Lois chose prison. Mayson figures she can now make a move on Clark while Lois rots in prison.
LOIS: [Linked Image]

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Taking care of aging billionaires by giving them sponge baths?
LEX: /pulls out birth certificate that looks like it’s from the last centure/
LOIS: No, sorry, Lex. That's what Julio got. Ooooh. Julio!
JULIO: [Linked Image]
LOIS: Have fun, Lex!

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“That’s terrific, honey,” Perry said, patting her supportively on the back. “That’s showing them.”
/waves good bye to Perry/
hyper
LOIS: Clearly, Michael, you missed the silent "just" in my sentence.

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ER: [stunned speechless] She…she…she…how…when…Chuck?…He was right?… [passes out]
It happens. Rarely, but it does.

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/Lois pulls aside blazer to reveal smart-cookie plaque on her blouse.
hyper Does that mean she can be patient number one for the Luthor House for the Mentally Unbalanced?

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‘live’?
Fixed. Thanks.

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Isn’t he adorable?
He is.

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So, afterwards, he bought new coffee and a new paper?
And moved.

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Yeah, if he handed the Luthor investigation to the Star and they scooped Lois, Lois would be doing some scooping of her own. Using rusty spoons.
For killing Clark?

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It's funny how many parallels there where in the FDKs (did FDK-while-reading, so it's all original thoughts)
Great Readers think alike?

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[qb]EW: It wasn't a negative view of her journalistic abilities, it was surprise anyone would want to hire someone caught breaking the law to get a story.

JOHN: But he thinks Carpenter is going around doing exactly that. While on the other hand, it is not really clear that is what Lois was doing at all. [qb]
ER: Actually, Carpenter doesn’t hire people who had been *caught* doing illegal things.
LINDA: umm… [blushing modestly]
LOIS: He doesn’t know about your solicitation charge from when you were 17. That’s in a sealed juvie record.
CARPENDER: I don't care if my reporter gets arrested; they're a dime a dozen. All I care is that in doing so they give me a week's worth of sold out newspapers and front page stories.

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.