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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
CLARK: This is why I bathe so often.
ER: And here I thought it was because he’s an obsessive neat-freak.
CLARK: [Linked Image] Lois doesn't need to know that.

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CABBIE: Oh, you mean ‘Orange’ doesn’t stand for ‘drive really fast’ and ‘Red’ doesn’t stand for ‘keep a tight grip on the steering wheel’?
Sadly, we don't have orange in this country. Oh, wait, is it Green/Yellow combo that Germany has? (Or Red/Yellow combo? I forget.) I always thought that was a good idea. Warning drivers that 'go' was about to happen.

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Also, funny how Lois didn’t refute that Linda’s the better reporter
LOIS: What? Nobody would ever believe that.

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LOIS: No investigation is worth this! [Gives up Pulitzer to make headlines in the Met Star]
MS-headline: PMS-ing reporter gelded 3rd richest former man of the world.
LOIS: And yet I'm more satisfied with my career than ever before. /checks list/ Let's see. Who's next?

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There have been several dystopian movies where the penal system has been privatized. It seems to work well for the popcorn industry.
So, probably not good to mention all the privatized prisons in the US now, then?

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CLARK: /shrugs/ She is cute, though, isn't she?
ER: Brave, isn’t he?
LOIS: grumble more like dead.
Exactly. Being invulnerable doesn't make a man brave, only more stupid.

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But it was shown on prime time television. It *has* to be true.
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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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