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I bow to the pressures of my readers. I hope this means I can be reassured of your continued readership.

I hope you all enjoyed tonight's cliffy. It was brought to you by the letters: P and G. Or was it V and T? And the numbers 2 and 3. Now, was that when two become three, or was it three become two? One of those options. Whatever.

Comments of any denominations accepted. Tomatoes supplied upon request.

I will do a more in depth response latter. First though at the stupid watch .

Now the big question is, why is Lois so shocked about Perry's birthday. My guess is she is remembering the events of Perry's next birthday. I was going to say "she is about to realize CK=SM' but of course she already knows that.

I am hoping she remembers about the time travel incident now. That will be very interesting.

I was so hoping that she would run into Clark at the police station.

that he isn't there.

Clark:It isn't my fault the hearing was not until the morning.

He clearly spends too much time around Perry if he says things like that.

He actually thinks she gets stories out of Luthor, odd.

My, my, my. I had forgotten just how long this story has been in progress. You have done a marvelous job, Virginia, to keep everyone's attention through all the various twists and turns and permutations. We know what's going to happen - at least in a general sense - yet you continue to tantalize and tease and surprise. Kudos to you and your muse(s) and to your patient betas! I promise to stick with you to the end, because I know you'll make it worthwhile.

Oh, the story? Yes, of course. Will Clark ever admit to Lois that he's Superman? Will he tell her that he's from not just another planet but another dimension? Will these two succeed in reestablishing the timeline? Will Tempus ever return, and if so, will he be the same as he was before? Will Lois make nice with Mayson this time around? And will she ever figure out where all those "premonitions" are coming from?

I trust you will address all of my questions at the appropriate time. I will therefore eagerly await the next installment of "Wrong Clark."

What's going on with Lois having more and more premonitions? You've got me curious.


Joan

Why did she expect Clark to be in with all the traffic lights on the fritz?

Saving the world I am sure.

Couldn't they set it up so he could work on the problem from jail?

Lois:Perry, that is why you will be the one making the request to get him out, not me.

It would seem the gun charge would still stick, and the other charge still in theory would stick if the conviction was overturned, although guess they might drop all of them, but only if she could make a deal to avoid exposing incompetence.

I guess that would make the whole trial and conviction highly suspect.

Perry:This is why the Star scoops us, we don't print the possible leads we have.

Someone died, whether they were killed is another story.

Sounds like it is already too late for that, it seems to have already done serious damage.

See, that is what they need, to go for the catchy title to beat out the Star.

They need better photographers.

How did Linda manage to pull that off? I am slightly surprised that the Met Star issue has not come to a head yet.

Lois:I do what I can to get the inside story.

Oh no, oh no, oh no. She is mistrusting Clark more and more.

I am glad Perry is here to talk some sense into her.

Her premonitions seem to be messing with her understanding of reality if she thinks that is at all possible.

Clark:Why would I go anywhere else, when I chose the Daily Planet so I could be with Lois?

Perry:Well, you did share it almost immediately after learning it.

Very disturbing thought.

Maybe Linda was just trying to catch her "boyfriend" cheating on her.

That was her original suspicion.

Only if they can be convinced he is still alive, Eugene's and Lois's word alone won't accomplish that.

Actually, bringing in trained counter-virus experts with lots of experience would be a better idea. But her previous claim was that Laderman's unique knowledge of this specific virus was needed.

What does that have to do with anything?

That sounds like a good idea.

Was that the cemetery from "Ressurection"?

So she did believe Lois's claims, at least a little.

Shouldn't Lena identifying the wrong body cause major red flags about this whole thing?

I was going to ask when he could have implemented it since being imprisoned, but I guess Lois did give him computer access.

I am surpsied Reed has not taken possession of the video, or has she?

Too much Luthor all around. He is not supposed to show up at the DP in any of these episodes.

Clark: why do they even have to be that?

Perry:The number of stories I can put Lois on and still maintain our journalistic ethics is very small.

For once she actually turns him down.

Luthor really does not get it if he things Lois would ever take a job where she had been dating the boss.

so much for her not being friendly with Luthor.

Actually the charge would be interfering with a man hunt, and probably could in theory still be brought even if he is proven innocent, although it might not be likely.

What if Lois was rightly convicted of a crime?

If she is wrongly convicted though, it would seem to be the just thing to get her out.

That does sound like the statement of a crook.

Do you really want to describe a bribery scandal as "legitimate"?

Clark, Cat, Henderson and Lois would make a lot more progress if they worked together on the Luthor investigation.

what is with her constant touching him, I did not think the watch was worth that much.

Well, he did shoot her.

Too much Lex kissing Lois.

I was hoping he would go immediately to Lois right there.

It is harder to speak in fake tones than with fake words.

He should just plain trust her. Although why she wants to be friends with the guy who shot her never really made sense to me.

Does Lois accept kisses on the cheek from Jimmy, Perry or Cat?

They are together again.

more touching.

More kissing.

Lois:I wish we had the same time to accomplish this.

more touching.

more touching.

Clark:So she was never cheating at all.

Clark:So this problem might be solvable.

she can hardly talk they are going at it so much.

Maybe that is a result of her close proximity.

she is taking off her clothes.

now they will be even closer.

Clark, stop interrupting the good parts, just go with it.

more kissing. I doubt his complaint will have any effect.

more kissing.

more kissing.

more kissing.

Clark:We should be doing that part, try out to see which ones we would really like.

Clark:I can be the something for you.

Lois:Only when it is a private session.

more kissing.

he rates above chocolate.

no more hiding.

Lois:We just barely started kissing.

Stay as close to Lois as possible Clark.

Good point.

He does have a good point.

Why does she insist on such bizarre plans?

Clark:It would be so much more fun if we went on a date together.

To feel his separation from Lois even more?

Clark:But Lois, I only ever want to go dancing with you.

watch, messing everything up,

At least he can sense that.

He is trying Lois, he really is, you are just making it too hard.

stupid watch, the world would be better off without it.

Clark:Well, it is more expensive than the ring my Dad got my Mom, being a rolex and all.

Clark:He thinks it does.

Methinks she doth protest too much.

more touching.

I guess he does have a point about the scars.

more touching.

she used the endearment.

Oh, I was so hoping she would say his name.

I am shocked she got out of that one.

How many times will she slip up like that before he realizes that she knows the secret?

they are no longer holding hands.

He really does want to brag about making out with Lois.

more touching.

I just love Lois knowing what will happen.

He still does not really understand her memories of the past.

Is she remembering his next birthday?

Well, at least he now realizes what is going on, better late than never.

It is bigger than he has any idea of.

more touching.

I still wish Clark had never brought up the watch. That watch is becoming a major point of contention. Lois should never had accepted it.

I am now really wondering what is up with the reaction to Perry's birthday. Did Lois remember about his birthday next year? Is she going to remember going back in time? Is she about to realize this is the replacement Clark? Considering she has become closer to this Clark than she ever was to the original, I can't see her deciding to replace him if she does. This is going to be very interesting.

It seems to me that just calling in a bunch of CS students is rather short-sighted. You can make the argument that since Eugene has seen the virus, he may have imparted some of his anti-virus knowledge onto his students, but I guarantee there are more experienced hackers that could do a better job quicker. I'll concede that Lois knows less than nothing about programming, though, and wouldn't necessarily realize that.

He's still an escaped convict. I don't see why Lois expects that the escape and her harboring a fugitive would be swept under the rug just because he didn't kill Harrison. They both committed crimes regardless of whether he's actually guilty of murder.

...Why? Like Perry pointed out, there's still a dead man, and Eugene is the most likely suspect and a flight risk. Lois is pretty emotional about this whole trial. She's not being logical nor reasonable.

Go arrest Lena for obstructing justice, or purgury, or whatever charge she gets for lying to the police. I guess she could claim that she was overcome by grief, and the body was too burned to be recognizable. Hang on, how did she ID the body, then?

Wow, he really doesn't care about anything she's saying, does he? I love the subtle wording here - "I'd much rather speak with you than hear what most other people have to say." Nowhere does he say that he likes to listen to her. And when he starts the way he does, it implies that the understanding had been that he's just been keeping her around for her looks, but look! A bonus! She can talk, too!

Lois: What am I, a Barbie?

Announcer voice: That's right, kids! Lois Lane, now with five different sayings! Just pull the cord on her back!

::pull::

Lois: "Math is hard!"

::pull::

Lois: Blah blah blah reporting blah blah blah Superman.

::pull::

Lois: I'm willing to sleep with the boss to get a job!

::Lois slaps hand away from pull cord::

Lois: Hey! I don't say that!

Luthor: I can dream, can't I? ::sighs:: "Lois Bought-With-A-Watch Luthor." Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

Clark:

Is that a threat?

Sweet.

So why hasn't he used the birth certificate from the Kents to get a new driver's license? He had claimed that he could use his press pass as a photo ID, but I was pretty skeptical of that, and here he's blatantly proven false.

This confused me. I thought someone was opening the door. What kind of "latch" is on a jacket? There are zippers, buttons, snaps, hooks, but I can't picture what you mean.

It's not very often that people are disappointed about that.

She's just upset because she forgot a present, and all she has lying around is checked suspenders. Hey, wait. Wasn't the whole Tempus mess the following birthday, and Clark comments that Lois got him checked suspenders the previous year? If she got him a birthday present this year, why doesn't she know about his birthday by conventional means? Though I guess she could have gotten him a present after the whole bungee jumping incident.

And am I remembering wrong, or was the whole Super-Clone thing in the same episode as the bungee jumping? Is that going to come into play? Or is this Clark smart enough not to leave his DNA lying around everywhere? Maybe cannon-Clark mentioned it to him at some point, so alt-Clark wouldn't donate his hair in this dimension.

Warm fuzzies for Lois and Clark actually getting some time together! Now if they can actually communicate when they talk, we'll be getting somewhere!

John wrote:
I would think the just thing would be to find the evidence that proves her innocence, capture the real bad guy, and win a quick appeal. Superman walks a fine line with public opinion, and he can't afford to appear that he thinks he and his friends are above the law.

John wrote: I read that as meaning "not just alleged" rather than "above board".

I also think that is what she meant, but it still seams a weird way to describe it. I would think "real" or some other word along those lines would be better.

I noticed this reading the lead in to section 119. I think that should be "paper's" or "paper has", and I am pretty sure she would say "things when they".

John: Thank you for your comments. I had a strange feeling that you'd respond positively to this part.
That poor watch just can't catch a break.

Um... she forgot to buy him a gift?


This arc is brought to you by A-Plot Central. B-Plot is currently on vacation (although it does phone in from time to time.)

Yep. Actually, that's a canon line of dialogue, I just moved it up slightly in the scene.

PERRY: What does Luthor have to do with anything? My reporters come in on time, or they have a darn good excuse, and I'm not talking "I've been in jail all night".

Because he a) walks, b) flies, c) doesn't take a car.

CLARK: Just a couple of planes.

According to Eugene, he needs a strong central computer / server to work from. I'm sure they don't have one of those at the jail.

First she has to convince Perry that Eugene is innocent.

LOIS: You want me to sit on a story about incompetence in the DA's office in return for no jail time. <<holds out wrists>> Take me away. I don't take bribes.

Word of the convicted killer that his victim is still alive isn't enough to free Eugene. They've got to catch Harrison alive first.

PERRY: Cold, hard facts trumps gossip every time.

At this point and time, the damage done is the same amount of damage shown in canon.

PERRY: My headlines aren't 'catchy' enough?

JIMMY:

Heard it on the police scanner? Was just leaving the police station when they arrives? Received an anonymous tip? Lots of possibilities. Thankfully, this story isn't about her.

LOIS: It was an exclusive!

He's her go-to whipping boy.

I was going for d-if the traffic lights are out, Superman will need to be rescuing people so they don't crash.

Plus if people like Mayson Drake at the DAs office think Reed is right that Laderman engineered this problem, the last thing they will give him computer access.

But gossip sells.

Which also seemed serious to me.

Didn't the Star have pictures of Lois being arrested? That seems to be fact enough. They may be speculating about the circumstances, though.

-- Continuation of Response to John's FDK-- PERRY: That's often my job. I don't get paid enough.

But she doesn't know that, Clark.

LOIS: You would remember that.

Not out of Carpenter's realm.



True, but that was months ago.

True, but it was Eugene's idea in canon to use his students to help him, I was building on that idea. Plus, Jimbo is really the only computer expert she really knows.

Because the world's financial market is going down and gold will be worth more than paper money?

As a matter of fact, it is.

I always thought so. Canon dialogue. Apparently, Reed's men are still tailing Lena (as per canon).

Yep, using Lois's computer.

She has.

Well, here Lois is investigating him. In canon, Lois is dating him. Which would you rather see?

/psst/ Clark? Lois doesn't grovel.

Oh, you noticed Lex's lie, then?

That too.

Schwartz never told her, and she assumed wrongly.

You can worry, if you want to.

Clark would rather not mention Luthor's name at all, because when he does... well, you know.

Nope. Bender shows up later in canon.

There is a reason for her phrasing.

LOIS: Because someone I know once told me it was easier to catch flies with honey, than with vinegar.
CLARK:



She's turned him down before, but it didn't go well for her.

Why not? She does it in canon.

Thanks. Fixed.



Clark says he doesn't want to think about that possibility.

And not break out all the other "innocent" people from jail?

LEX: <<Nixon impersonation>> I am not a crook!

Legitimate as in real, not as legal.

They would, wouldn't they?

CLARK: See! I knew there was a reason I hated that man.

LEX: Are you saying that a woman would try and use me without me noticing? Ha!

I would hope so.

A) doesn't want to be caught eavesdropping, b) waiting for Lex to leave, and c) trying to organize his thoughts.

Hmmmmm.

LEX: IT was an accident!

Perry maybe. Jimmy would be too terrified to do so. And Cat, no.

Got to come up for air eventually.

AUTHORITIES: Nope.

I do have reasons for doing things.

Not a jump on THAT thing, Clark!
Is it cheating if you have your husband's approval? Hmmmm.

Well, Jimmy was in that meeting.

Exactly.

That makes sense. Thanks. Fixed.

A bit.

Um... because Lois just accused him of turning her into the cops?

Maybe she did.

Um... I never said it would. Maybe by the end of the story.

CLARK: Conversation is sometimes over-rated.

Hmmm. Are accessories considered "clothes"?
Not at work, no.

Clark is the man with the sex-phobia, remember?

Does Lois ever listen to him?

While the country's going to pot?

That was implied.

LOIS:

Exactly, plus it interferes with her investigation.

CLARK: Sound advice.

Because good guys can't plan.

Again, world falling apart around them.

True.

-- Continuation of Response to John's FDK--
Out of jealousy, of course.

He's learning.

LOIS: But I'm so good at it.

It's NOT a Rolex watch. It's a LoLex watch and the jeweler told her it didn't cost more than a couple hundred dollars to make. That's less than what Lex keeps in his wallet.

LOIS: Lex also thinks he's the end all-be all of men, and someone of us know that's not true!
LEX: It isn't?

MEthinks she's tired of discussing this aspect of her undercover assignment, when she threw the last watch Lex gave her away.

Just reminding Lois that Lex shot her.

She almost did.

Why not? He says stupid things like that to cover up his blunders all the time and canon Lois never figured it out.

Um... a few?

CLARK: Well, yeah, because 'hello' she's hot!



It's so random. Sometimes she knows things because they happened before, sometimes because she's learned them in this timeline.



yes.

But she'd rather have Lex track her on a computer than with people following her. That's the only reason she hasn't returned the watch, so he doesn't she's on to him.

I hope so. Thanks for the detailed FDK!

Terry: Thanks for de-lurking to let me know you're still with me.
Thanks. I'm trying.

Thank you. I hope to make it live up to your expectations. <<no pressure there, at all>>

Yes to some of those. No to others. And a couple of maybes.

I hope to have all but one thread neatly tied up by the end (that one thread is the catalyst for Book 3, of course). Thank you for all the kind words.


Joan: Thanks for stopping by and commenting.

Is she having more and more? Perhaps there was a bit of a dry spell while she was happy, but now when she's stressed, she isn't sleeping as well, the dreams and memories are more noticeable? Plus, this one is a bit major.

Thanks for the comments!

mrsMxyzptlk: And even more FDK!

Clark:It still looks like a rolex to me. $500 that the jewel offered Lois is more than my Dad spent on Mom's wedding ring. OK, maybe not adjusted for inflation, but it is more than he actually spent.

It really did not make sense in canon, and it makes less sense here.

{Quote] Because the world's financial market is going down and gold will be worth more than paper money?[/Quote]

Actually if the markets are about to collapse, you should invest in non-perishable food. However realistically Harrison plan would only disrupt the markets, not permanently destroy them.

He was totally absent from "The Rival", I liked that.

Clark:I think she came close back in early Febuary

Lois: you aren't supposed to bring that up.

Since he always lies the key is to figure out exactly how he is doing so.

She needs to assume less.

The specific reason I worry is because early on Lois seemed to never openly disagree with Lex, and she was always arguing with Clark. The reason I worry is it might show she is getting closer to Luthor. I don't really think that is what is going on though.

I have major issues with BatP and FotHoL. I do not think Lois acts in character for most of them.

Well, this is why Clark does not do deep background checks on jail inmates.

Caused by him valuing his freedom from jail more than Lois's life.

I don't think we have ever seen Perry kiss Lois in any way.

Clark:But it is the only thing I really want to do.

Although for what it is worth it does seem that Lena and Eugene's relationship did not fit most definitions of cheating, even without the factor of it being apart of an elaborate plan to fake a death. Although I am more conflicted about the whole matter.

at Jimmy for getting in the way.

Doutbful, Another Lois had a body count of over 100,000. I am not sure the number of kisses between Lois and Clark in the whole archive equal AL's body count.

It was the jacket she took off. I consider that clothes.

Still, that does not explain her still wanting him going with Linda.

But Lois did not know CK=SM. Clark knows he is SM. Anyway, I thought some of his getting out of such blunders was a bit unbelievable.

It also does not help that he has not realized she has been through this time twice before.

I thought Lex hadn’t touched her.
CLARK:

CABBIE What’s this ‘traffic light’ she’s talking about?

Bureaucratic paper-pusher: Yeah, just what we need. Couple of pimple-faced nerds who think they can save the world.

So, it tasted like rocket fuel instead of just gasoline?

Oops?

Because *she* wasn’t busy working on her back to pay off the watch Lex got her? Oh, and she’s the better reporter

DP Headline: The ship’s sinking. Load up with gold.

Boy, Det. Reed must be really jaded to think a person could be so crazy nutsy sick to come up with such a plan.
LEX: Sounds like a reasonable reaction on Eugene’s part to me. Not that I would ever engage in Scorched Earth politics. /pushes red folder deeper into drawer/



Just like Linda.
LOIS: No, Linda is a working girl working hard on her guy of the hour when doing her job.

Awwww


Nope, not creepy at all.
RALPH: Move over, man. /munches some very greasy fries/ I wanna see the action.

Translation: Until he was able to do all this business and boink Mrs. Cox for good measure. And teach Lois some dependence and humility.

Soooo married.

He didn’t say that Schwartz was his best lawyer. He only implied it to Lois.

LEX: Sure, honey. Now hush and make a pretty face, okay?
LOIS:
LEX: That’s my girl. /slaps her buttocks/ Now off you go.

LEX: I already tell people to buy LexComp equipment. What more do you want from me?

CANON LOIS: Now I know why I hooked up with both Clark *and* Lex. And Claude. And Dan. Actually, every man since I before I left Dad’s.

Why? He could offer to keep her under house arrest in his bedro- erm penthouse.

I’m not so sure about that.

Michael

Yes, when Jonathan Kent is as wealthy as Lex Luthor and still only buys a $500 ring, then I'll accept the analogy.

I'll have to agree that it didn't make much sense in canon, but we're going with Lois Lane non-electronics expert-extraordinaire here. Are all of her suggestions supposed to be spot-on perfect?

Goods will still be available, they'll just be more expensive.

Shoot.

Ooops.

Actually, he doesn't *always* lie, thus that's what makes him so treacherous. Like Clark he weaves his lies into reality.

LOIS: So, if I stand up for myself with Lex it means I like him? :rolleyes: I don't think so.

LOIS: *I* didn't accept all those things. My undercover persona did!
CLARK: So, what you're saying that if, FOR EXAMPLE, I was Superman... not that I am, this is a total example...
LOIS: /aside/ Methinks he protests too much.
CLARK: Anyway, so what you're saying is that I wouldn't be breaking Superman's code of ethics by letting myself be dragged into a B&E situation by my partner, wherein as Clark, since he's my *undercover* persona, hypothetically, I would be breaking the law, Superman couldn't be held liable?
LOIS:

Nor do I think she acts in character with Luthor during Requiem, so you need to add that one to the list.

LEX: Well, what good would Lois's life be if I were in jail?

I'm guessing they did make out.

We're working on changing that total.

She also took off the watch, then put it in the jacket's pocket to muffle any sound reaching it in case it has an audio bug.
CLARK: I think it needs more padding. Take off your shirt, Lois.
LOIS: You first, big guy.
CLARK: um...er... uh... I don't like to show people my underwear.
LOIS: Then you shouldn't wear it outside of your tights.

The "lead lined" faux pas from HiM is the worst one.

Darth Michael:

Exactly.
CLARK: I never... ever... um... would ever... uh... be that misleading when I... uh... speak.

LOIS: No investigation is worth this!

PERRY: /hitting the side of his computer/ To make the blasted thing work!



HENDERSON: We don't normally release convicted criminals to be held captive by others.
LEX: I never do things normally.

CLARK: /shrugs/ She is cute, though, isn't she?

CANON CLARK: I knew she was innocent.
CANON LOIS: I knew he'd bust me out of jail.

LOIS: Here I am.
CAT: Did you just get a facial?

It's amazing how easily it is to get out of the doghouse when you kiss like Clark Kent.

Told you.

CAT: You said *I* couldn't!

MARTHA: /Sigh/ I guess that's my job, huh? Well, I'm a little rusty on my mothering skills.

LOIS: That's better. Wait. Did you just call me *old*?

Sadly, nobody got this one. It was Lois taking off her LoLex watch and hiding it in the pocket of her jacket.

CLARK: Who are you? HG Wells?

LOIS: And that would be a bad thing?

Thanks for reading!

I have readjusted my thinking about Requium to how it happened here in Wrong Clark, and don't complain about it any more.

How she reacted to being saved was probably the worst damsel in distress line ever.



That would be the best reveal ever that Lois knows that CK=SM.

And here I thought it was because he’s an obsessive neat-freak.

CABBIE: Oh, you mean ‘Orange’ doesn’t stand for ‘drive really fast’ and ‘Red’ doesn’t stand for ‘keep a tight grip on the steering wheel’?

more like dead.

Michael

Oh, golly gee. Thanks. Although, wouldn't it be funnier if SM swooped in to save her and Luthor was accidentally killed (or just shot) because the bullet ricocheted off SM and hit Lex? Just saying...

I agree. It was bad.
LEX: I didn't think so.

Yeah. That would be bad. /BTW: Clark says that line in TOGOM./

CLARK: Lois doesn't need to know that.

Sadly, we don't have orange in this country. Oh, wait, is it Green/Yellow combo that Germany has? (Or Red/Yellow combo? I forget.) I always thought that was a good idea. Warning drivers that 'go' was about to happen.

LOIS: What? Nobody would ever believe that.

LOIS: And yet I'm more satisfied with my career than ever before. /checks list/ Let's see. Who's next?

So, probably not good to mention all the privatized prisons in the US now, then?

Exactly. Being invulnerable doesn't make a man brave, only more stupid.

Yeah. But I could have sworn that the yellow light is often mentioned in US TV. Yeah, there it is. There’s a yellow/orange phase between the red and the green.

Oh, that one. Yeah, that too. I was just going for, drive really fast before the light turns red.

GOTHAM GAZETTE: Welcome aboard, Ms. King. Your Superman exposes have been a delight to read in the Met. Star. I can’t wait to see what you’re going to do with our own menace, the Batman.

RALPH: Michael

PERRY: Terrific job of keeping the Daily Planet at the top of the newspaper hierarchy there, Lois. They didn't see what hit them.
BATMAN: /to Vicki/ That has to be worst hiring decisions ever made. /holds up GG headline/ "Batman looks better in all black than in black / grey combo. Less fruity."
VICKI: Don't look at me. I just took the pictures.
BATMAN: Is she trying to goad me into commenting? Because I just might be too busy to hear Ms. King's screams for help.
VICKI: I'd be okay with that.
LOIS: I really like Vicki. She should come work at the DP.

You mean besides fodder for FanFiction?

CLARK: You'd be right.
LEX: Bonus!
LOIS: HELLO, boys! I don't *do* Lex.
LEX: How come she's allowed to call us 'boys' but we're not allowed to call her 'girl'?
CLARK: Rule #66 /Double Standards according to Lois/
LEX: I didn't get a copy of that book. Can I borrow yours?
CLARK: No. Sorry. It's written in both in Kryptonian and in invisible ink. You need x-ray vision to read it.
LEX:

Michael

Let's see there's that good one, which I think is by Queenie or LaraMoon, and then LLF wrote one recently; although, technically, it's supposed to be a JLA crossover, which Vicki and Lois have some fun scenes together.

LEX: Ooops.

That’s the one!

Michael