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CLARK: This is why I bathe so often.
And here I thought it was because he’s an obsessive neat-freak.

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JIMMY: It's those lights hanging over the road that tell you when to go and when to SSSSTTTOOOOPPPPP!
CABBIE: Oh, you mean ‘Orange’ doesn’t stand for ‘drive really fast’ and ‘Red’ doesn’t stand for ‘keep a tight grip on the steering wheel’?

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LOIS: Ain't going to happen. I'm in a relationship with a solid man, who I'm denying being in a relationship with for his own good.
CLARK: [Dizzy] As long as she keeps kissing me, it makes sense.
grumble more like dead.

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CANON LOIS: [upset that Michael still thinks her guilty of killing that guy who ruined her credibility as a reporter]
wave Michael

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