-- Continuation of Response to Michael's FDK --
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Hmm… I did wonder that when she walked in. But since Lois now thinks so too, nah, she’s just Ralph bait.
RITA: Re-write over here! Re-write! I don't want to be Ralph bait!

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Did Cat just paint a target on her chest for Lex to aim at?
LEX: /glances up from co-ed/ Huh? What was that?
EW: Nope, she slipped on past.

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Awwwwww. And that’s from Casablanca, isn’t it?
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Hmm…sounds like she really did steal them. Lex’s goon would have been told to go for the morpheme stuff.
See! Cat's not so bad a reporter.

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He could kill her?
Kind of defeats the purpose to moving here though, doesn't it?

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It wasn't as if he could erase her memory with a kiss, if he wanted to,
H.G.Wells: /blushes before admitting/ Well, not in this dimension, at least.
CAT: He can kiss me and wipe my memory clean. /Oh, wait that was an LLF story/

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He was having… control issues while sleeping in his bed?
CLARK: eek I do *not* wet the bed!

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Clark crossed his arms. “Do you really feel the need to blackmail me, Lois, to keep silent? Don’t you trust me?”
ER: <<checks list>> Male. Reporter. She’s hot for him. So, no. Duh!
LOIS: In other words, "no".

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Because the newsroom really isn’t the right place to talk about the fact that he can’t make it happen.
CLARK: Nowhere. Nowhere is that appropriate!

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“Because I already know what it is, and this isn’t the time or place to discuss it,” she said. “Now, tell me!”
ER: <<passes out because EW went there>>
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By not telling himself. /points at security chief Michael Garibaldi/ Less paperwork that way.
CLARK: I guess that could work as long as I don't talk to myself in the third person. Oooooh! But that's so hard!

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Oh, *that* secret. I was right! [devilishly happy] She’s evil
Would that be me or Lois?
LOIS: You! You're the one always putting words into my mouth.

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So Lois won’t hurt anyone during her Rumpelstilzchen moment?
Yes.

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<<50MT of fun>>
No, I'm saving that for later.

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Sounds like he made a booboo…
Better kiss it better.
LOIS: Not on the newsroom floor, he doesn't. <<grabs Clark's arm>> Into the supply closet.

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CLARK: Guys? Uuuuhh…guys with the white jacket. Over here. Yes. No, don’t think she’s too dangerous. I mean, she’s not got a gun in her bag or anything like that.
Are you *sure* about that?

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RALPH: Oooh! Oooh! I can help.
Beat up Linda King?

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She glared at him. “You know exactly what I’m doing, Clark,”
CLARK: Lex?
/Place image of Lois exploding like a nuclear bomb here, please/

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“For your information, it’s just a watch; something I use to tell the time and make sure I’m not late.
ER: So, it’s a bit like a condom?
LOIS: Exactly! It prevents me from having sex.
CLARK: /considers this/ So, it means it wouldn't trigger the curse that way? Okay! Let's go! Deserted Island Time, but the watch stays here.
LOIS: huh

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“On the lives of our future grandchildren,” Lois insisted.
ER: What grandchildren?
*FUTURE* Grandchildren. Not any that they have now.

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So was Lois Lane. And Kal-El. Okay, Lois Lane did hold the gun that killed her source. And Kal-El did conspire against the line of succession of Krypton.
So, in other words, Eugene Laderman is toast?

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Yes, but Lois will also use it to get him to *do* umm…well…Lois.
CLARK: No, no, no. *That* voice doesn't lead to sex. Trust me on this.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.