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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
CLARK: And she wonders why I get confused by all those mixed signals
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MAX: Umm… The alien possessed my deputy and started to pull his gun?
FBI: Uh-huh, likely story. Book him.

MAX: Oh, no! Your brain has been taken over by aliens as well! [Linked Image]

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RALPH: She’s going to join a nunnery! <excited> /starts counting his cash/
Funny thing about the word 'nunnery' is that Hollywood must be behind on this definition, because after you guys told me it was a Shakespearian way of saying Brothels, I was watching the "Tudors". King Henry and Anne were having a discussion about sending his first wife Catherine (or was it his daughter Mary) to a nunnery. I can't imagine him seriously considering sending either of those two to a brothel (Anne, yes, but not Henry).

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Also, did their heads literally explode just like if they had been hit by a Smith&Wesson Colt?
No, but none of them ended up with a warning.

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CLAUDE: See what I have to work with?
LOIS: Thankfully, we're not working together any more.

CLARK: Lois? Frigid? Lois? <<shakes head>> He must mean someone else.

LOIS: evil

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.