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He was surprised these kind farmers would own more than one gun.
OOooh! tranq-gun, for when Ferdinand gets loose.

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“Fall back!” the man shouted to his team, before stumbling to the ground, pulling a feathered dart from his arm.
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“That’s bull tranquilizer, and I’ve got more where that came from,”
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They jumped into the second SUV, barely making it before he crashed into the door.
Wouldn’t it have been fun had the bull been able to car-dip the SUV?

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“You can trust me. Whatever it is that you’re afraid to tell me, I promise not to freak out, or get angry.
CLARK: Lois, I’m Superman.
LOIS: mad
CLARK: And I’m from another dimension.
LOIS: clap

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“I know anger is my go-to emotion, Chuck. I don’t mean for it to be, but… well, I’ve acknowledged it as a problem I need to work on.
[Linked Image] She’s sooooo *cute*

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I don’t know why I lash out at you more than I do with anyone else.
L.O.V.E.

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I mean Lex bought me for fifteen hundred dollars, and though it royally ticked me off, and I’ll never fully forgive him for that, I don’t care.”
Also, 1500 is quite a nice price for a novice hooker who’s not a virgin, too.

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I know it was probably awful to lead him on,
:rolleyes:

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but he’s a big boy. He can handle a little rejection, right? It’s not like he’s invested in me or anything.”
/points at surveillance equipment/

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The only man I’ve really been interested in… well, other than you-know-who, and we both know what a mess that was, is you.”
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if one ruled out a certain superhero
Batman?

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“Ever since we’ve arrived here in Smallville I’ve become aware how fragile…” Oh, that was a horrible word choice there, Lane, she scolded herself. “— and vulnerable you are. I was truly frightened this afternoon at the thought of you dying.
See? That’s how Clark feels about you every single second of every single day.

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As if we were somehow linked and your death would kill me as well.” Lois flushed. So much for not telling him how she really felt.
What Clark hears: They put a chip into each of our brains and when one dies, the other one will die of an incredibly painful aneurism.

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Clark remained silent.

“Clark?” she whispered, turning to look at him for the first time since shutting her laptop.
Uh-oh. /gets a weird feeling/
[Linked Image] [Linked Image]

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His eyes were closed and he was breathing deeply.

She pressed her lips together. “Good going there, Lane. Pour your heart out to the Great Snorini,” she grumbled.
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It was more her fault for not checking his attention level before diving in.
Is that like checking the water level?

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She was the grumpy party in this scenario, after all, and she refused to give him a chance to out-gripe at her for waking him up.
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