John: Finally! I'm catching up. I don't know if I'll be able to get to all the FDK from 58 tonight, but we'll see. I'd still like to work a bit on 67 tonight. <
PR: 5 weeks, isn't that a long time.
Clark: Well if I get too <excited> I can finish it off before hand. And if I feel like <help> than I can just put it off more.
CLARK: Hmmm. I think this John guy has some sage advice.
Clark: To speak the truth as often as possible. Now when Lois goes all crazy when she finally really figures out, I can say "but, wonderful one, I did tell you that I did better at not dieing on most days than the day Trask shot me. You just did not give me time to put in 'usually the bullets just bounce off me'."
Lois: Like I would have believed it, even if you said it.
Clark: See, being more truthful would have not helped.
Lois: <calling B39 to return and pick up Clark> I am still angry at you for lieing to me.
Clark: See, I have to wait to implement the plan. Soft truths, soft truths.
Clark: <hyperventalating> She is opening my shirt.
Hence his dead stare while she was doing it.
CLARK: My sinister plot to get her to touch me everywhere did not work.
Clark: <evil smile> I still figured a way to get her to touch me more.
And everyone thought he was the good guy.
Clark: Oh no, have I tried to hard to get her to touch me?
LOIS: Not hard enough.
Clark: <still very happy> She is still touching me.
They have a very touchy feely relationship.