When I was born, my older (by 6 years) sister wanted to feed me to the dog because she wasn't too thrilled with the new baby. I guess this carried over into adulthood because when my daughter was born, she told her that I was found behind a trash dumpster!
Explaining where babies come from is easy if you've had them. I have two boys that are adopted... Now that's going to be a doozy!
SQD (who, despite what her sister says, does not smell like garbage)