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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
LOIS: True, it was more of a misdirection than a lie. Hmmmm. Do you think I could use the cost of this dress as a work expense?
TAX AUDITOR: Hmm…profession: Professional Companion. Income: 2000USD/night. That’s a strange way to fill out that form…
I believe that usually falls under 'Career expenses'.
CLARK: The Superman Foundation writes off the cost of Spandex.

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ER: /checks video/ Huh, you’re right. He does look a lot like Clark.

EW: You mean it was just obvious to me?
ER: /totally denying he was distracted by auburn-haired beauty in the skin-tight dress next to George/ I haven’t watched that scene recently (before) and might have been not concentrating when I first watched it?
LOIS: [Linked Image] He better be denying it! Male fans are only allowed to be distracted by ME!

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Maybe Fuentes just found a bomb lying around somewhere. It's Metropolis. It's possible.
BATMAN: Happens all the time in Gotham.
SUPERMAN: /grumble/ Now I have to keep track of the garbage disposal in this city, too. How will I ever get some nookie.
LOIS: I don't know. You're Superman. Rumor is that you're fast.
SUPERMAN: [Linked Image] [Linked Image] [Linked Image]
LOIS: mad Not fast at *THAT*! Fast at checking out the city!

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.