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Oh, I thought that was *this* Lois:
< Lois dressed in a conservative, yet patriotic, bathing suit>
:rolleyes: @ TV

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CLARK: I can sue her for that?
Only if he hopes to never get nookie.

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Yes, but if he won't admit his secret identity to Lois, why would he during an undercover job interview?
Since when does he make smart choices?

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I'm sure the others in the press core would hold it against Linda for being so petty; they're a pretty rambunctious group.
OTHER REPORTERS LOIS SNUBBED: I can corroborate how Mad Dog Lane pulled a loaded machine gun Ms. King and screaming something about killing her.

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/Makes mental note about tying knot of thread/
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