-- Continuation of Response to Darth Michael's FDK --
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LOIS: <<blushes demurely>> So? I’ve got urges, too. Sue me.
CLARK: I can sue her for that?
CAT: [Linked Image]

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Will still get him hired at the Met Star, though.
Yes, but if he won't admit his secret identity to Lois, why would he during an undercover job interview?

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ER: [shock that Linda brings out the teenager in Lois] Very mature.
LOIS: /shrugs demurely/ She deserved it.

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Couldn’t Linda file a report for Lois attacking her and also sue for punitive damages, get an injunction, and send her the dry-cleaning bill? Actually, with an injunction, Linda could keep Lois away from any and all press conferences. It would force Lois to move town. Or report dog shows.
I'm sure the others in the press core would hold it against Linda for being so petty; they're a pretty rambunctious group.

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Is it possible Lex set this line up as a side benefit?

LEX: I have no idea what you’re talking about there.
Except he set it up in the universe without Superman as well.

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CROOK 1: Hey, you, give me that watch of yours.
CROOK 2: Man, Tom, that dame sure looks like the one the boss is squeezing.
CROOK 1: Yah think? [hmmm] Oh crap. Yo, dame, sorry the mess. We’re outa here. Just be a dear and don’t tell the boss, yah?
LOIS: That was weird. And what does he mean I look like a crook’s squeeze?
LINDA: Ooh! Oooh! I can answer that one!
goofy

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.