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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
EW: Hmmmm. That's not the scene I saw, but then my bleach bottle is empty again. It might be time to clean the dirt out of my brain once more.
ER: Comes from keeping As the Cape Flaps strictly for the afternoon programming.
Yep, Us afternoon soaps are big on cleaning supplies.

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Must have SEX right away!

/Ralph walks by and leers at her./

CAT: Why look at that. I'm feeling cured already. No desire for sex after all.

ER: Although, he’d do that with sheep, so…
PERRY: Why we don't do the farm reports any more.

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JIMMY: How come I never get the pre-sharpened pencils?
ER: <<whispering>> …can sharpen his own pencil…
LOIS: What is *he* implying? That I can't sharpen my own pencil? I'll have you know that I sharpened my own pencil back in... um... June? Yes, June of last year, when Clark was on the phone with those doctors about those jumpers from the roof.
CLARK: That was a ruse to eavesdrop on my conversation.
LOIS: I don't *need* to sharpen pencils! That's why we have Jimmy! To sharpen my pencils for me.
CLARK: I can sharpen your pencils, Lois. Oh, please, don't always go to Jimmy to sharpen your pencils.


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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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