Originally posted by Darth Michael:
EW: Oh, is THAT what happened in Terry's story. It all makes sense now.
ER: /interprets thinly-veiled hint about needing to read story/
Come on! A Terry story is always worth the read! /Is that a little less veiled for you?/
CLARK: And so, Perry, I came to the conclusion that Darth Michael was working with Kyle Griffin to make my life a living hell.
ER: /decides to let Clark innocently believe that Kyle Griffin and he are equal partners and not that the former works for the latter/
LOIS: Well, now it makes sense why he was so obsessed with me.
PERRY: Could you explain again what this has to do with Lois letting tigers loose at that sex-addicts clinic the Superman Foundation's been supporting out in the country?
ER: She seems to be a tad proprietary.
LOIS: Which aspect about the ‘Property of Lois Lane’ tattoo on his butt did you not understand?
PERRY: Um... er... uh... Lois, you didn't have to show it to the whole newsroom.