-- 2nd Continuation of Response to Michael's FDK --

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Cat and Lois spent several hours with Clark. It was all rather raunchy.
LEX: Nigel! Go back in time and resend that order canceling cameras put up at Kent's apartment.

NIGEL: Whatever you say, sir.

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Metropolis Bridge and Tunnel Authority.<<MIB photo>> But it’s all very hush-hush.
[Linked Image]

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Which reminds me, I still have *that* plot bunny sitting around and coloring Easter eggs… <<thinks about priorties>>
So, Easter eggs, was it?

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Isn’t he adorable? He’s getting her a hobby!
LEX: Better than her concentrating on trying to win me back.

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Wait, how can a betrayal be forced? Wouldn’t that just kind of cause Lex to spontaneously combust?
LEX: /shows ER his shiny new green cufflinks. And the lead lined wall with green manacles on green chains./ I mean, Superman would be forced, not Lois. Of course, she'd be willing. Hello? ME!

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MAJOR TOM: Yes?
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PERRY: Cat and Lois are now *friendly*? Oh dear. There goes my newsroom…
JIMMY: Think outside the box, Chief. Bikini mud wrestling day!

PERRY: Go fix my toaster, Olsen!

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Are you nuts? If he can land the asteroid in the Arizona crater, we’ll have rare space elements to last us at least for the next decade.
CLARK: Oooops? Nobody told me. And the birds wouldn't give me directions to Arizona.

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Because he’s a big ol’ drama queen and an attention whore to boot.
CARPENDER: /Slams his hand down on his desk/ Someone has been breaking into my computer and stealing copies of my future editorials!

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His outside undergarments?
LOIS: I have no doubt about the answer to that question.

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Hope you’re having a great week off before you get back to /lots of bunnies doing the work of one EW/
Thank you. It's good to be home. Back to work on Part 107, so I don't fall belong 5 part cushion again and have to push back my posting schedule.

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Lex only wants scientists below 40. Or was it below 30? Just below 30 for female scientists?
Yes, male below 40, female below 30.

CANON LOIS: See, it only goes to show that even Lex thinks women are smarter than men. It takes men 10 years longer to become as competent at a job than a woman.

CLARK: [Linked Image] Even I know that wasn't what that meant.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.