Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Who sent the ER endorphin-stacked chocolates?
Who sends out non-endorphin-stacked chocolates? Who would eat them?
Good thing concubines are an established custom in Kryptonian culture, huh? Otherwise, Superman’s visiting the bunny ranch could lead to some awfully bad press.
LOIS: What? He loves soft and fluffy creatures. Anyway, all those kittens he saves from trees have to eat something.