-- Continuation of response to Michael's FDK --
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ER: <<finds Lois killing Henderson for not telling her of Clark's absentmindedness, instead of Clark who she may or may not done the deed with, hilariously funny>>
Glad to entertain you. laugh

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Does that mean he just made out with Superman’s main squeeze?
CLARK: Hot diggity dog! So, Herb was right about combining Lois and I makes us go bang. It was worth dying by Superman's hands, though, to do that. What? Huh? I'm not Superman, he's like from another planet.

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Isn’t that kind of dangerous? What if you fall off the ledge?
LOIS: It's nothing! Please!

I know, but it seemed to be the most common danger Lois got herself into during the old Adventures of Superman. (so, I threw in this homage).

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Do they have metal detectors at the entrance?
HENDERSON: Yes. <<phew>>

LOIS: That's why I went out and bought a ceramic knife.

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Lois tallied that point in her win column and continued on,

ER: Umm…POV issue since this should be from Henderson’s POV?
I originally wrote this scene from Lois's POV. I guess I missed that one. The line now reads:
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He could see Lois tallying that point in her win column before continuing on,
Thanks.

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Guy. Woman wearing a translucent, babyblue silk nighty and a pink gauze robe.
Exactly.

HENDERSON: No. Lane would wear stuff like that. It would make her... her... more feminine. She's not like that.

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She’s like a rabid Rottweiler that way.
CLARK: blush

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Did Bill just get put into Check Mate? Also, does that mean Lois lost, too, given how doing her would not be a thing familiar to Clark?
But being with Lois is more familiar to him than being with Henderson.

CAT: Nope! He should come home with me!

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CAT: Oh, look. A three-way-chess board. And it looks like I just won.
Meaning she's been the most patient?

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CLARK: I won?
LOIS: Not even in your dreams, bub.
Exactly.

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Oh, now I get it. Lois is the familiar thing. My bad. I read this as the doing should be familiar.
No the *doing* would be being a reporter.

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Or hire an assassin to make things go away.
Henderson?

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Wouldn’t that make him uncomfortable. He never struck me as the type of peeping tom who’d watch a couple in heat go at it.
Oh, so Clark would only reveal his secret identity while naked?

HENDERSON: In that case, I'll pass.

CLARK: What secret identity?

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No, I think things stood just fine between them last time she checked.
But she could have just been "any available woman" in his opinion.

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Or her apartment. He’s spent more time watching her and her apartment than he spent back home.
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LOIS: *Clark* is the Voyeur? So, he's just been throwing suspicion on Lex for no reason? Oh, Lex, honeypots, what have I done?!

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LOIS: And over there, that’s Cat. She’s the office strumpet and you can’t stand her ever since she tried to seduce you even though we were officially dating. And she’s still stalking you.
LOIS: I would *never* do that. [Linked Image]

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Hush. It’s all right. You can’t have kids with her anyway.
CLARK: She IS my sister? thud

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It’s like a magic box, you take something out and a new item appears.
Is that why my glasses keep disappearing? They keep getting transported to another scary dimension with magicians.

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Maybe Lex?
LEX: I think not.

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So, Lois after all?
LOIS: [Linked Image]What's that supposed to mean?

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No, partner partner, as in Luis Lane.
CLARK: Wow. That's not who I thought I was at all.

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Maybe he should keep mum about it then, so this won’t happen: <<Lois discovers Clark's super powers by breaking her kneecap>>
CLARK: Hmmmm. Yes, maybe I shouldn't mention my fantasy about Meena to this woman.

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Umm…yes…well…Henderson only knows her bark. It’s up to Clark to find out if she actually does bite. A little.
Yes, we wouldn't want her to break any teeth.

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.