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They are officially back together.

Comments?

I love Henderson picking up on the similarities between Clark and Superman yet not saying anything.

Joan

I was right, it was the drawing.

Oh no, she is going to loeave without really talking to Clark.

Well, maybe not yet. I guess this makes sense, I was just hoping they would talk sooner.

That would have been before Superman ever appeared, right?

I hope the nurse shuts the door.

I was hoping they would get a little time together.

Well, she is right that his actions are caused by the knock to the head.



Well in Clark's case I think this has been his goal since he met Lois. Not that he has any hope when he has his memories.

Why would the children try to eat the pet fish. I guess Lois is just in shock and wants to gripe about things.

Hmm, I guess without knowing what happened to Clark this does not bode well for him.

Well he did say he hoped she was his girlfriend, and did not try to deny it in the least.

He had been fully willing though.

So at some sub-conscious level he remembers the boat ride, sort of.

And again she does not see CK=SM. Although with his being so hurt, that suspicion would seem extremely unlikely.

I was hoping for some interaction between Lois and Clark where they were both fully conscious this part. At this point I gave up much hope for such.

Clark will know she was here. If he finds and understands the note.

Clark:Why would I put the drawing of the lovely lady away. I want to keep it so I can look at it always.

He saw her.

I guess I was wrong.

Now she knows something is really wrong.

Sounds like he watches LNN too much and bies without thinking their slanting of the news against Superman. I do hope Clark recovers to be able to go and stop the rest of the astroid, but at the rate things are going that seems unlikely. OK, maybe I should not give up hope yet, but he has a lot to remember.

he sees her.

I was hoping ths would be loud enough for her to hear. At first I wondered if she was so mad she did not respond. However, considering that she would have probably become less mad, my guess is she didn't hear. Although maybe she just really did not want to deal with the police.

Or maybe she was real both times.

I hope he asks her that question when she shows up in a way he can be sure she is there.

Yep, having Officer Jones shot her would be bad.

I hope he finds her quicker than that.

Hmm, this is a detail Lois overlooked in her assuming her connecting with Clark meant nothing. He had the picture of her, so when she showed up he could know they had some sort of connection. I guess though with how shocking it was to learn he had amnesia, and that Henderson had neglected to tell her this very important detail, this fact that would suggest that Clark might have been able to know who she was probably escaped her thoughts.

at least he still has that. that Lois left, but I guess she could not have stayed in any case.

I guess that she is being truthful. She didn't really get to talk to Clark last night.

She does have a good point. It really does not make sense to keep locked up people after someone else tried to kill them.

Probably not. It was hard enough for her to confess those to herself.

More protesting too much.

I think that would be a bad idea. Clark is safer with the bad guys thinking he drowned. In this case he is way safer, because there should have been no way for him to surviste being dumped where he was.

As long as he at least sees a picture of her, I am sure that he will prefer Lois. Her name alone is a bit more iffy.

Or it might just mean he faintly remembered some things without being able to remember details. So he might have good feelings towards Lois without being able to articulate why.

Actually he does sort of remember Lois now.

Lois is more resourceful then I expected. she is going to get Clark.

Sleep with Lois.

Lois:Wait, we havn't slept together.

Reader:No we mean, have Lois there why he sleeps. That is all we menat.

No one else could watch him so closely, or will enjoy the watching so much.

Why even hypothesize about if they had not found him in a given place.

This sounds most likely.

Somehow I don't see that as a factor at all.

She is right about that.

Well, she is somewhere between those two.

She just admitted that she has a relationship with Clark that is more than "friends" or "partners".

Now that he knows CK=SM, he will see things in a whole new light.

That is an interesting issue, how will Lois react if she figures out that CK=SM right now. However as long as he is still suffering the effects of Kryptonite, she is unlikely to figure out.

Lois:How could Clark be SM. He got a concussion and lost his memory. Nothing can hurt Superman. I mean, the guy survived hitting the asteroid.

Somehow I think someone else telling Lois that Ck=SM is worse than Lois figuring it out herself. It was pretty bad in "Tempus Fugitive", I mean she didn;t even speak to Clark for a whole century.

I guess laser shaving would meant it would take awhile for growth to be noticiable.

It might also be hard depending on how the kryptonite effected things, or in this case didn't.

But it is a very good reason, even if no one else in this dimension knows about it.

why would someone assume that he would have such a picture of his sister?

Sisters don't kiss like she kissed him. Although he does not know that happened.

Clark:This makes no sense.

I'm surprised he does not realize it is in the same handwriting.

What is going on here?

Now how is Henderson going to deal with the question.

But he suspects. I guess this is what he meant by partner. Also, calling her mad dog might not have been neccesary.

Actually it was more than fantasizing.

They meat.

I guess Lois really does not want people to know what happened last night. Especially since she has no clue what it meant.

At least he is drawn to her.

Fortunantly she even knew he was in love with her, although his actions sometimes seemed to contradict that.

Clark:So why did I think her name was Meena?

Holy moly (in a good way.). I keep wa ting to write FDK (med to long) on these most recent cheaters but I keep reading this story on hubby's iPad making it difficult t po type anything!

Suffice it to say it looks like Clark's fallen for Lois ALL over again. And I LOVE it!

Great job! I really liked this chapter. I hope they didn't actually have sex because then Lois will die from the curse. I think?

Joan: Thanks for reading. Yes, Henderson knows when to keep information to himself.

Christina: I hope you're not experiencing computer problems again.

Thanks. If he hadn't we'd have a different type of story on our hands.

LOIS: Yeah. A deathfic.

Laura: Thank you.

Killing this Lois off would be bad, wouldn't it? Since her Clark (maybe) a Brazilian priest and there would be 29 y.o. age difference? That would make finding one's soul mate all the more difficult, wouldn't it?

CLARK: What? Why would sleeping with Lois kill her? But that dream was so... so... so...

No, just a lot easier to read on the IPad when Warren's I the room (he pulls the laptop screen flat and wants to play with the keyboard, something he's learned not to do on the IPad for some reason.)

John: Yea! It's Monday. Time for FDK responses.
What? Sorry, that was supposed to be Henderson's library card.

Me-sa an Evil Writer, remember?

They do talk in this part.

That would be the chest she saw at the Apollo Hotel, right.

LOIS:



They DID get some time together. They just weren't fully mentally competent at the time.



I was originally going to have him notice her in the background of the Superman photo, but I figured that she'd probably be too blurry to see properly.

I love your play-by-play.

Yep, Clark has a lot to remember, but at least he won't be blowing any taxi cabs into fire hydrants, right?

And, LNN biased? Nah?

Good questions.

But is loving Lois like she was pin-up model the same as truly loving her?

Plus, Lois makes many generalizations about men.

Because Clark without his memories is like an innocent bystander.

Lois didn't hear this part, or she'd have realized how right Star had been.

LOIS: Excuuuuuuuuuuse me!

She didn't hear, because a) he didn't say it that loud, and b) she's currently swearing at Henderson in her head and can only hear that.



It might change Clark's reputation in town.

LOIS: It would make sense for him only to remember me, being that I'm so important.

CLARK: You're that pretty woman from my dream.

LOIS:

He knows it's possible that she could have been there.

CLARK: I thought Chuck was a nickname for Charles, not Clark?

Clark needs his sleep.

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I guess that she is being truthful. She didn't really get to talk to Clark last night.

Not really, no. Not with so many words. No.

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She does have a good point. It really does not make sense to keep locked up people after someone else tried to kill them.

HENDERSON: I'm trying to keep him safe! He's the only person who've we've fished out of Hob's Bay who might actually give us a lead in this case.

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Probably not. It was hard enough for her to confess those to herself.

LOIS: I mean... when he slept in the other room. Well, except for that time he slept in my room with me... but not with me... but next to me... we're just friends and work colleagues.

HENDERSON: Uh-huh.

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I guess laser shaving would meant it would take awhile for growth to be noticiable.

I figured he didn't shave during ASU either, and he had all his powers then.

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It might also be hard depending on how the kryptonite effected things, or in this case didn't.

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But it is a very good reason, even if no one else in this dimension knows about it.

Maybe it was the oatmeal.

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why would someone assume that he would have such a picture of his sister?

Because she's trying to figure out if he's married or seeing someone?

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Sisters don't kiss like she kissed him. Although he does not know that happened.

Let's hope not!

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Clark:This makes no sense.

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I'm surprised he does not realize it is in the same handwriting.

One was written out more slowly and other scribbled out quickly and was messier.

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"This isn’t the best spot for us to talk,” Clark heard a masculine voice reply. “Do you think you’re up to flying?”

His eyes widened, and he glanced around the empty bathroom. Had he really heard it, or had it been a memory?

JOHN: <<confused>> What is going on here?

Well, Clark talked to himself in the mirror, so his sub-conscious spoke back to him. This line is from WC, but if I find one from canon, I'll substitute it for the archive version.

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Now how is Henderson going to deal with the question.

With humor?

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But he suspects. I guess this is what he meant by partner. Also, calling her mad dog might not have been neccesary.

HENDERSON: But I want to win my bet with Lois, so I'm using my edge.

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I guess Lois really does not want people to know what happened last night. Especially since she has no clue what it meant.

That, and she doesn't want Henderson to know that she sneaked into Clark's room past the officer.

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At least he is drawn to her.

LOIS: Hello? Lois Lane here! Clark magnet.

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Fortunantly she even knew he was in love with her, although his actions sometimes seemed to contradict that.

LOIS: Yes, he's a lunkhead, but he's MY lunkhead.

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Clark:So why did I think her name was Meena?

Uh... the note?

Well, since I had said the same thing to try to ease Clark's guilt during PML, I am not sure there is any double standard invovled.

I guess that is an inprovement.

Not to the point of having his memories back, but hopefully to the point where he is sure he is in reality and not just dreaming.

That would have been fun though.

It depends on if he recovers from the Kryptonite or the memory loss first.

Lois clearly cares about Clark. I hope he can tell this even as she tries to follow Dr. McCorkle's directions. I do wonder if it will be better to tell him the truth of their relationship, and not pretend to be just friends.

I think Clark's connection to her is still more than that. Of course, I guess she does not know that.

Generally, but some people use random nicknames just because. For example at one point there were people who called me "bob". Also, at another point my brother Michael went by "bob".

Please no Lori.

Henderson though seemed to be trying to formulate a way to get his way, and that might involve not having Lois there at all.

Some one who has kissed her so often it broke our kiss-count meter. Of course since it was calibrated to work with the first season, and thus did not have to go above 10, that was not very hard.

Well, she has not figured out his other job yet.

Clark:But why would I want to argue with this beuatiful women at all. All my memories of her involve her doing things I like. Arguing might just make he want to touch me less.

Lois:OK, but they should have let me be in there with him.

Lois:OK, no one else watching him will be as liked by Clark.

True, although to be fair, that appelation applies to all her contemporaries. Even Diana Stride only figured out because of her tracking devices, and it took multiple ones even. She botched the first round because she did not realize if you want to sneak up on someone with Super-hearing, you should not discuss that you are doing so anywhere near that person.

Lois:That is why I didn't say anything, but I can still gloat about it to myself.

I don't think I every fully grasped why he didn't. It might have something to do with what happened when he told Lana, although clearly Lois is not turned off by his extra-terrestial origins.

But that was so strong in part because she thought she was in love with Dr. Deter. If he had not proactively sabotaged her relationship with Clark, and stolen the flowers he gave her to repackage them as a gift from him, maybe she would have been OK with that revelation.



Actually there were at least two times he slept in her room. However only one of those times was he in her bed.

So they didn't tell this nurse he has amnesia? Or is she just daft?

Actually from re-reading I realized that Clark and Lois slept together earlier than I even remembered.

Clark:I have slept with Lois multiple times?

Lois:He means that we were asleep together. Not any of the things that term is used to be a euphamism for.

But Mom pays more attention to me when I slam her toys shut. But after Dad yelled at me for touching the magic mirror, so I decided it was best not to play with *his* toys.

Ah... so, a little of if it's good enough for the goose...

LOIS: My blindness is improving!

Well, it's a good thing then that Clark heals quickly from Kryptonite poisoning, right?

True.

Well, she *could* do that. I mean, you know how well Lois is at following directions...

LOIS: Oooh! Oooh! Yes! I change my mind. I don't want to be invisible, or fly, I want telepathy!

I've heard of "Bub" as a nickname for anyone, but "Bob"? That's a new one for me.

HENDERSON: And HOW would that have healed him faster?

CLARK:

LOIS:

CAT: You don't know that.

In the words of the great and illustrious Tempus: Duh!

Or it could have to do with the fact that she might not like Superman romantically any longer once she found out he was boring ol' Clark Kent, whom she despised? It was important for him to know that she could like both sides of him before revealing his biggest and Earth-shattering secret to her.

Being that the Deter episode is one of my least favorites and so I haven't see it in a LONG time, I thought Lois said this to Clark BEFORE Deter started actively hitting on her.

He slept over when she was shot and she coaxed his head onto the bed. He slept over in Lucy's room during Witness. Are those the 2 times you mean? All the other times were over at Clinton Ave.

But whoever gave him the picture might have told him who the woman was.

I believe the earliest time was when she came over after Allie died.

Good point, although I still don't like her at all.

Yes, but I had forgotten there were any times before his half-leaning on the bed after she was shot.

It had to be at Clark's apartment, because Lois was being bugged at the time.

Not all characters are made to be loved.

Allie was killed only a few days earlier.

Does this mean the nurse gets to see Clark naked while Lois doesn’t?

MICHELLE: AssaSSIN!

See? /points to earlier point/



JONATHAN: Super-who?

So, she now gets to see him sans shirt once a month?

/can’t find cartoon with tongue rolling out like crazy/

Wear a toga?

/waits for her to realize she’d have seen his front, too, that way/

Oh. And did he just propose?
LOIS: I’ll take it.

No, but they’d all like to sleep in bed with Clark. Probably not at the same time. The kids and Cat, that is.

CLAUDE: You don’t need to buy the cow to get the milk?

Now, which episode does that remind me of…

(when in Rome…)

So, she’s taking him for a walk even though he already…? Isn’t that kind of like locking the barn after the bull’s escaped?

Oooooh!

That’s why you made the gown blue and draped a maroon cape over his shoulders!



And what if someone sneaks inside to either hide in the closet, plant a bomb under the mattress, put some cyanide into his water, or maybe even an extra dose of morphine into the IV-bottle?

Kinetic impactor, actually.





Red-K Superman: Ey, man. That little dud. Meh, send someone else. Me, I’m gonna scorce me some chiccas!

Guy. Woman with pronounced lady bits. Then again, she’s never been good at math ever since her mother tried to teach her using chocolate bars instead of pebbles.

Does that mean he just made out with Superman’s main squeeze?

Isn’t that kind of dangerous? What if you fall off the ledge?

Do they have metal detectors at the entrance?

Umm…POV issue since this should be from Henderson’s POV?

Guy. Woman wearing a translucent, babyblue silk nighty and a pink gauze robe.

She’s like a rabid Rottweiler that way.

Did Bill just get put into Check Mate? Also, does that mean Lois lost, too, given how doing her would not be a thing familiar to Clark?

CAT: Oh, look. A three-way-chess board. And it looks like I just won.

CLARK: I won?
LOIS: Not even in your dreams, bub.

Half time!

Michael

And we got the Christmas part. Plus the net action in Smallville was probably more. And Clark did not run away from Metropolis during the heat wave.

Lois:And when has Clark ever considered you pretty?

But Clark, you don't remember anything.

Although she really did not think about this much until Luthor brought it up. I don't like Luthor.

I guess so. Otherwise Lex would know they had not been lovers instead of being convinced they were. Assuming he watched carefully enough to know.

Michael: New day. Time to answer more FDK. Plus my tax software box was empty when I opened it and my husband has the car, so another day of blissfully procrastinating on my taxes.
CLARK: No! I'm wearing a towel.

CLARK: You mean I'm going to die by that beautiful woman's hands? Okay. Kill me. Kill me now.

MICHELLE: It isn't as if he has something I haven't seen before.

CLARK & LOIS: *That's* not the point.

Okay, my funny response is not usable on these boards, but you would have enjoyed it... and so would have Clark.

CLARK: I *would* never have said that! Thought it perhaps but *never* said it. I'd probably have gone with what the Reader suggested.

Hey, that ratio is better than canon.

Is this the one?



At that moment he had his back to her, but...

LOIS:

Not any more than he did when he carried her into her apartment after Lex shot her and she recalled trying out Lois Lane Kent for size.

Yes, that's the one. Looks nothing like Jonesy from the boat.

He has his IV with him (kinda attached). And Lois spilled his tea. I'm sure Officer Jones will check out the room upon their return, won't he?

Not a literal demonstration.

Yep, Clark made a wish and the world went boom-boom.

Sorry, different rock than the one he was exposed to during his trips to Shuster's field with Rachel, so different results. This one makes his powers go all honky.

ELLEN: Okay, dear. If I had 3 chocolate bars and you had none. Who has more chocolate bars?

LOIS: Me! Because I took all of yours.

ELLEN: No, no. That's not what I meant. Let's say you have 4 chocolate bars and I took 2 of them. How many would you have left?

LOIS: 4, but I'd be short one mother.

ELLEN: Okay. Let's say you had 4 chocolate bars and gave one to your sister, Lucy...

LUCY: Mom! How could you?! She'd kill me. Here! Here, Lois, take it back. I don't want to die that badly.

LOIS: That was a good decision, Lucy.

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ER: <<finds Lois killing Henderson for not telling her of Clark's absentmindedness, instead of Clark who she may or may not done the deed with, hilariously funny>>

Glad to entertain you.

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Does that mean he just made out with Superman’s main squeeze?

CLARK: Hot diggity dog! So, Herb was right about combining Lois and I makes us go bang. It was worth dying by Superman's hands, though, to do that. What? Huh? I'm not Superman, he's like from another planet.

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Isn’t that kind of dangerous? What if you fall off the ledge?

LOIS: It's nothing! Please!

I know, but it seemed to be the most common danger Lois got herself into during the old Adventures of Superman. (so, I threw in this homage).

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Do they have metal detectors at the entrance?

HENDERSON: Yes. <<phew>>

LOIS: That's why I went out and bought a ceramic knife.

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Lois tallied that point in her win column and continued on,

ER: Umm…POV issue since this should be from Henderson’s POV?

I originally wrote this scene from Lois's POV. I guess I missed that one. The line now reads:

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He could see Lois tallying that point in her win column before continuing on,

Thanks.

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Guy. Woman wearing a translucent, babyblue silk nighty and a pink gauze robe.

Exactly.

HENDERSON: No. Lane would wear stuff like that. It would make her... her... more feminine. She's not like that.

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She’s like a rabid Rottweiler that way.

CLARK:

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Did Bill just get put into Check Mate? Also, does that mean Lois lost, too, given how doing her would not be a thing familiar to Clark?

But being with Lois is more familiar to him than being with Henderson.

CAT: Nope! He should come home with me!

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CAT: Oh, look. A three-way-chess board. And it looks like I just won.

Meaning she's been the most patient?

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CLARK: I won?
LOIS: Not even in your dreams, bub.

Exactly.

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Oh, now I get it. Lois is the familiar thing. My bad. I read this as the doing should be familiar.

No the *doing* would be being a reporter.

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Or hire an assassin to make things go away.

Henderson?

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Wouldn’t that make him uncomfortable. He never struck me as the type of peeping tom who’d watch a couple in heat go at it.

Oh, so Clark would only reveal his secret identity while naked?

HENDERSON: In that case, I'll pass.

CLARK: What secret identity?

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No, I think things stood just fine between them last time she checked.

But she could have just been "any available woman" in his opinion.

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Or her apartment. He’s spent more time watching her and her apartment than he spent back home.

LOIS: *Clark* is the Voyeur? So, he's just been throwing suspicion on Lex for no reason? Oh, Lex, honeypots, what have I done?!

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LOIS: And over there, that’s Cat. She’s the office strumpet and you can’t stand her ever since she tried to seduce you even though we were officially dating. And she’s still stalking you.

LOIS: I would *never* do that.

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Hush. It’s all right. You can’t have kids with her anyway.

CLARK: She IS my sister?

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It’s like a magic box, you take something out and a new item appears.

Is that why my glasses keep disappearing? They keep getting transported to another scary dimension with magicians.

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Maybe Lex?

LEX: I think not.

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So, Lois after all?

LOIS: What's that supposed to mean?

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No, partner partner, as in Luis Lane.

CLARK: Wow. That's not who I thought I was at all.

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Maybe he should keep mum about it then, so this won’t happen: <<Lois discovers Clark's super powers by breaking her kneecap>>

CLARK: Hmmmm. Yes, maybe I shouldn't mention my fantasy about Meena to this woman.

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Umm…yes…well…Henderson only knows her bark. It’s up to Clark to find out if she actually does bite. A little.

Yes, we wouldn't want her to break any teeth.

Well, I do need to shake things up from time to time.

CAT: It's a statement of fact. 9 out of 10 guys think I'm hot. The 10th guy is gay, and even HE thinks I'm pretty... for a girl.

Most of assume that the backstory we hear about our friends lives are true without proof.

LEX: There are lots of others out there with better taste than you, who do. Nigel, let's see what we can do about sending this Reader on a nice pleasant vacation to the south seas... minus a boat or island, shall we?

EW: Now, now, Lex, play nice.

LEX:

That's when he decided it was time to invest in more cameras for Clark's apartment.

Sounds reasonable.

Sounds like the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python%27s_The_Meaning_of_Life — Part VII – Death

Amused reader: So?



Oooo… yeah. One of those.

Well, he did get the milk for free. It was even wrapped in tomorrow’s newspaper.

No. PML?

Unrelated note: The Wild-Goose Chase We’ve got an Officer Fackler in here.

Ah. Sounded like he would be detaching it for walking around.

CLARK: I wish that I would no longer have those problems with my attraction to Lois killing her.
Mxyptljean: Done!

JL8-LEX:
That was fun! Although, I was thinking:
ELLEN: No, no. That's not what I meant. Let's say you have 4 chocolate bars and I took 2 of them. How many would you have left?
LOIS <munching>: One?



No, smartest.

Drat.

Lex.

Nice one!

Yes. Hence the…phrasing of my response.

Oops?

I said ‘can’t’. Not ‘aren’t supposed to’.

Ooooh!

Well…

Oooooh! Good one!

Michael

It's been a while since I saw this. Do you mean the manner in which one chooses how one dies?

Yeah, me, too. I think it was in our middle school equivalent that we watched this. And yeah.

Michael