Okay, here's one.

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It was a typical Saturday in the lives of Lois, Clark and eight-
month-old Junior. Lois was at her weekly DOTJOD Anonymous
meeting and Clark and Junior were taking a walk in the park when
it happened. Superman was needed and Clark didn't have the time
to drop Junior off anywhere. There was no time. So he hugged
Junior tight, ducked behind a try and spun into the Suit. When
he came out from behind the tree, he was alone.'

He quickly flew into action and saved the flock of geese that
were about to meet their doom over the Metropolis Airport. When
he spun back into his civilian clothes, Junior was gone. He spun
several times, but no Junior. Finally, he decided to get Lois.

I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese.
Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav—
I was doing my laundry.
—Lois Lane