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Lois was standing in the middle of the bullpen, sipping a cup of
coffee and sniping at Jimmy, when the elevator doors slid open
and Clark Kent stepped out.

Just like that.

Just stepped out of the elevator as if he did it every day.

Her hand clenched her coffee mug so tightly that it was a wonder
it wasn't crushed to a fine powder. For a moment her brain
skittered around in a blind panic before grasping at the
reporter's questions out of habit:

*Who?* Clark Kent.

*What?* Walking straight toward her.

*When?* Now! Right this minute!

*Where?* Wasn't that already covered in number two? Really, this
wasn't helping much, and he was getting closer...

*Why?* Oh, God...why?


Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.

~Saw it on a T-Shirt.