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Let's see, I just posted Part 138, so... only 17 left to do.
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No idea what you could possibly be talking about.
JIMBO: And I hear his sister's cute too.
Where did the sister show up? Or was that just a random mention of Asabi’s niece?

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That might be true, but since nobody has power to watch LNN on their TV sets, most people in Metropolis missed those broadcasts.
Oh dear. Poor people No power to watch TV. Or read LnC fanfic.
LEX: I very much enjoy reading CnS deathfic.

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LOIS: I'm so glad I live in Metropolis.
Where the crooks may be weird but at least not psychopathic?

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LOIS: angel-devil That depends on whether or not he actually shows.
If he doesn’t show she has time to spend on naughty thoughts?

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LOIS: /points to MoS security blanket/
Is that the MoS kind of hovering/resting/’sleeping’ on top of her in her bedroom?

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ER: Won’t help against Paul drugging her.

You mean, 'didn't'? Why do you think she started in on the Karate? Taekwondoe. Whatever.
Right. You haven’t read that one yet.

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LEX: [Thumbsup] Nigel! Where did you park my tank?
NIGEL: Over at the ladies hair salon, waiting for Ms. Lane to show, Sir.
EW: <thinks the reference to Tank is hilarious>
EW: [Linked Image]

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But how would Clark know he hit the right one?
Fine. Use two anvils?

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CLARK: Yes, yes she is.
LEX: Stop touching my woman!
LOIS: *your* woman?
LEX: /holds up receipt/ For tax purposes.
LOIS: [Mad] You wrote me off on your taxes?
CLARK: Not really the point, Lois.
LOIS: Still! Insulting.
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quote: That’s because it’s not called a ‘romance’ with a guy. Or Cat.

CAT: /looking up from newest intern/ Huh?
One or two years ago:
CAT: Perry, you have got to stop hiring those female interns. Male studs erm students make much better interns.

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LOIS: /adds faux window decal to front window to make it look cracked, and similar stickers to side of car to make appear dented/ It'll be there.
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HOODLUM: cool Perfect car for a street race. First one to crush an Asian mini-car wins!

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LOIS: Good thing I live in Metropolis, then. /pulls bear-sized mace out of briefcase/
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LOIS: Really? Bringing down the leader of Metropolis's biggest criminal organization, and finding a missing person? Please!
That’s why some reporters make better table decorations at awards dinners than others.

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quote:Maybe if she used handcuffs?

How would handcuffs help with bears?
She could undress the bear down to his red speedos and cuff herself to him?

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