- Response to Michael’s FDK – Cont.
Yes, I can imagine that he wouldn’t get much peace of mind if he slept with Lois in the same bed.
Well, maybe peace of "mind" but the rest of him...
CLARK: Superman, please, she’s my *soulmate*! You can have just about any girl you want. Can’t I at least have this one?
Just for the D.E. crowd.
He’s the guest. They could share.
LOIS: He's my self-appointed body guard. I couldn't have Superman pretending he was Batman on my roof again. I'm surprised the neighbors didn't start talking after the last time... Did you say share? Hmmmmm.
Let me guess. It’s the smallest one she had? Also <evil>
Why thank you. And no, it was normal sized... for a hand towel.
So, how can he know if there’s something wrong with it if he hasn’t seen any of it?
Farmboy.
Co-worker 1: Looks like Kent bagged Lane again.
CW2: Ya think? No, I’ll go with she bagged him.
CW3: Who cares? This fifty says they’ll be splitsville again by noon.
RALPH: I call dibs on Lane.
Mr. T: How am I going to tell her that this isn’t a by-the-hour hotel without her ripping my head off? Maybe if I just asked her to see their marriage license…?
Mrs. T: I recommend doing it by letter. Then you don't have to face her directly.
Translation: She got frisky and had a ONS?
Yes, that's what she was afraid it was translated as.
/puts 50 cents down on ‘insane’/
LEX: <<matches bet>>
<<super excited Reader>> That was fast. PML might only be one part delayed! <<Super excited>> Huh. Wait. This is a Virginia Epic. And she’s eeeeeeeeeeVil.
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Doesn't mean I didn't pop you some corn to see you through, though.
I knew it. Being dressed in Secret Service clothes does not help. He should have gone with the blue muscle shirt and the red speedos.
Well, Lois does admit liking a man in uniform.
He could tell her that he’d leave in two month so she should kiss him now if she wants him.
CLARK: Nah. It just might make her mad.
It’s the very short-term implication of ‘several’ that’s worrisome.
It is possible that Clark eventually discovers this about Herb's math skills.
Well, hookers can’t. Okay, sometimes they can. It always depends on what exactly the client asks for.
CAT: I can type naked, actually I prefer to do so, but Perry asked me to stop because mine was the only article being turned in.
Of course, it was a big story if Lois was working on it.
Police academy graduation?
Technically, Clark did that assignment for her. AND if she'd done it the headline would have read: "Mayor's son arrested while trying to sell drugs at the Police Academy Graduation".
See? No chance that he’s now here, dressed up as Cat.
LOIS: Like anyone could hide in Cat's lack of clothing.
Nope. Not yet. She's just an alt-canon-dimensional copy.
So, Cat wants her to admit to PMS?
CAT: Possibly.
LOIS: Not happening. I'm like this 24/7 - 52 weeks a year.
PERRY: I'll buy that one.
<<shocked Reader>> Clark thinks Lois is human!
What did you think he thought she was?
Clark’s from a different planet. They have different standards for romance there. It’s like today, nobody would think ‘romantic’ to a cave filled with dry rushes and a lit fire. And yet, 50,000 years ago, a man could score a dozen females with that trick.
Well, controlling fire was new back then.
Is this Cat’s version of the key-pot from the 70s swingers parties?
Possibly.
Virigns. Unfortunately for Clark, Lois isn’t one.
So, I guess he can't eat... never mind. I can't say that.
They celebrate an old dude dressed in a coat that’s deep red from the blood and carries a bag where he puts his victims. Hmm… No, that’s from Futurama or some show like that…
Uh-huh.
She’s spreading holiday cheer in the hotel lobbies around Metropolis?
CAT: Lobbies? Please! Suites. Thank you very much.
Poor working girl. Can’t go home until she’s scored at least one mark.
Luckily it's cold and men like to sleep someplace warm.
<<Reader goes into shock>> /minds goes to dark place/
You mean, like wearing a trenchcoat and a harem’s costume and jumping the gun?
Hmmmm.
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Yes, she would go to Clark’s apartment. He would let her stay the night, right? Of course, he would.
<<Evil Reader gets his party hat on>>
See, pre-PML fun.
Yes, good reason to move in with him.
LOIS: Yes, that's what I thought. What?
Metropolis landfill… Hmm… No. Metropolis harbor. Hobbs Bay? The alley behind the Daily Planet? No, we’ve already done that location.
You forgot Lex's penthouse.
