Lex: Finally, I have Lois, now for my next conquest, Martha Stewart or Jennifer Rabbit? I must have Nigel look into it.
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John: How many more times is Mr. D'elia going make us do this take! My collar bone is getting bruised from Teri falling on me.
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Lois: "Oh Lex, you're such a dreeambooat!"
Lex: "I know I am and you're lucky to have me."
Lois: The things I do to get close to a source! What an arrogant louse!
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Lois: The only way to date Lex, valium.