I'm not really participating, seeing how I'm sleeping with the officiator and all, but I did have two cents to throw in there.
~*~
Dean: It's going to be great working with a stunt double again. It's so hard getting anyone to take the job since the news leaked about Teri's stalker habits.
Stuntman: But from what I hear, she's not a truly dangerous stalker--she just thinks she's a cat.
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Lois: Wow! That's amazingly fast. And it really does look like there's two of you, but when I said, "Impress me," that wasn't what I had in mind.
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Lois: If I can only figure out which one has frog breath... <sniffs>
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Lois: Not only did the take-out give me cramps, but I think I'm seeing double. Superman, tell poison control it was from Ralph's Pagoda.
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Superman: No, Barry, I don't have chafing around the hips, either, but it does help to be invulnerable.
Lois: This is NOT news. This barely makes Cat's Corner.
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Lois: Dr. Friskin will NEVER believe this one.
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Before Superman came on the scene, I was actually an Elvis impersonator.
Really! Before I became an Elvis impersonator I almost got a role on Ripley's Believe it or Not, but they gave it to some pretty boy.
Lois: I am so out of here.
~*~
Congratulations! What's it feel like to be Mr.Utopia?
I'm pretty excited. I stuck my award in my pocket to go show my mom.
I can't believe how lifelike that trophy is. It looks just like Lois.
Really? I thought she was a redhead.
That was after Tank kidnapped her. He cut her hair off and died it red. She liked it so much she kept it.
Elisabeth
