clark, who's that?
oh, him? he's a burgler.
a burgler?
yeah, he was breaking into people's houses, taking everything they had.
why didn't you take him in?
he was carrying a chunk of kryptonite.
so you wouldn't be able to catch him...
right, but i found a way to stop him anyway.
what did you do?
i put crazy glue on his escape route.
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alternate version:
lois: superman, what's that man doing up there?
superman: he's a burgler, lois.
lois: a burgler? so why didn't you take him to the police?
superman: he was carrying kryptonite, so i couldn't get near him.
lois: oh no! so what did you do?
superman: i put glue on his escape route!
lois: glue? you mean he's glued up there?
superman: that's right! he's been there for 8 hours now!
lois: wow! the glue held that long? what kind of glue did you use?
superman: what else? super glue!
lois: super glue?
superman: yes, super glue! the only brand of glue with my name on it! it holds super strong, and not even kryptonite will weaken its powerful grip!
lois: oh wow! where can i get some super glue for myself?
superman: you can find it at your local grocery or hardware store, and when you buy it, all proceeds go to charity! but, lois, what do you need super glue for?
lois: i want to see if it will hold
you.superman: oh, lois. you don't need glue for
that.voiceover: when you need to hold super strong, think super glue!
jingle (to the bold, powerful portion of the chris reeves superman theme):
super glue!
yes it's su-per glue!
super glue!
yes it's su-per glue!
oh, wow, it's suuuuuuper glue!
yes, it's suuuuuper glue!
look how it holds!
it's super glue!
