Lex: Am I mistaken, or did she just lift my wallet?

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For you South Pacific fans:

Lois: "I'm in love; I'm in love; I'm in love; I'm in love; I'm in love with a wonderful guy."

Lex: "I'm going to wash that man right out of your hair and send him on his way.

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Lex: The real sport is in the acquisition. Once you get the girl, it's not as fun.

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Lex: "You would look better with shorter hair. Have you considered red? I shall have Ms. Cox set up an appointment with Mr. Wilson forthwith."

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Lex: It's not so much the pain in my heart; it's the fact that she's standing on my foot. Furthermore, I'm not sure she has showered recently.

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Lex: I'm quite perturbed that Wendy picked me for this little party game. A man of my position doesn't belong on page 15.

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Lois: "Lex, I think I'm seeing your best side."

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Lex: "You should have had a V8."

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Elisabeth