As much as I'd like to vote for one of my wonderful wife's comments, I can't. It wouldn't be fair.
Though I loved this one
Lois: If I can only figure out which one has frog breath... <sniffs>
But since I can't pick her I need to pick one of the other ones.
Everyone did a good job, but one in particular struck my funny bone.
So, without further delay.
The winner is
"Nothing to worry about, Lois. He hasn't taken a breath in the 25 minutes I've been watching him, so it's definitely a waxwork. Probably a leftover Warner Bros prop..."
Wendy
WENDY!!!!
Have at it!
James