"oh, lexie, this is going to be so fun! we'll go clothes shopping, and then we can go for ice cream, and then we can fly around the world on your jet and try chocoates from all sorts of different countries and then..."
lex, thinking: clone lois. it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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lois: oh yes, yes! ooooo, yes!
lex: this is so embarassing. why did i ever buy her that shampoo?
(not sure if "herbal essences" shows those stupid ads anywhere outside the US, but hopefully at least some of you know what i'm talking about...)
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lex: smilex, huh? you'll pay for this, joker...
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clark: ... and that is how you properly kiss a woman like lois lane. now if you'll excuse us, i think my partner and i need to be going, don't we, lois?
lois: mmm... yeah... bye lex...
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prankster: ah-ha! my machines work! lex luthor has been immobilized, and lois lane thinks she's a cat! excellent!
lois: ooo, scratching post!
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lois: oh, that superman. isn't he just dreamy?
