"well, i don't usually do this, but lois asked me to do it for you as a personal favor. i don't know what you offered her to get her to say that... actually, it's probably better if i don't ask. let's just get it done. start when i hear the tone, right? okay... hello, this is superman. lynda king is not available at the moment, but if you leave a message after the beep, she'll get right back to you. have a super day."
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"... and then he asked me to turn my head and cough, like this. it was at about that time that i realized i was in the wrong office..."
