I should probably apologize, FOLCs -- I realized after I posted this that this particular story isn't on the archive. It's "A Little Off the Top" by Sarah Luddy, and it can be found if you search in the Fanfic Challenge section.

The floor is open -- who wants to go next?

PJ


"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K