Ok, funny! This is "Like a red rock to a Superman" by Pam Jernigan,Wendy Richards and Sara Kraft!
this is esy:
Lexmark cheered up. A woman? Here? His paper-jam problems
would soon be history, then. All women adored him. He
beeped for her attention.
Hewlett glared at the loud and brash Lexmark.
Attracted by Lexmark's siren song, the woman approached.
"Dammit," she muttered. "Why are these things always jammed
up when I need them?"
She thwacked Lexmark coldly, then walked away, leaving the
poor printer stunned by the rejection.
Hewlett whined softly. "Please...I need toner..."
Lexmark began frantically thinking -- could he possibly
block the supply closet? Didn't the coffee machine owe him
some favors?
simona
