Okay, LabRat, head right over to the archive to read Lois Lane\'s Diary II: And They Lived... by Nicole Sullivan.

Next, I have a quote that nobody's gonna get smile But if someone does, they get a dozen cyber-cookies!

Quote
"Oh, Lois, it's always good to hear from my favorite pregnant patient," Klein said cheerfully. "Well, my *only* pregnant patient, actually--"

"Dr. Klein," she said softly. "I need your help."

"Though if I had other pregnant--"

"Dr. *Klein*!"

Lois heard a glass-breaking sound in the background and Klein sighing loudly. "There's a stain that won't come out," he muttered.

"Dr. Klein, I *need* your help."

"I'm sorry, Lois. I heard about Superman at the UN. I don't mind him wanting to take over the world, really, but he sounded a little ... well ... nuts."
laugh

And if nobody claims the cookies today, I'll post another, easier quote.

[edit]Darn, Wendy beat me to it! Well, everybody guess hers, and then mine can be considered extra credit goofy

PJ
who was flattered to be part of two quotes in a row! blush

"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K