I know this one! Read it a long time ago...it's not Diary of a Folc, is it?
/me goes to check
AHA!!!! Diary of a Superman Groupie by Hernandez, Glenda M.
Now to find a quote...
And Ta-da!
"I must have some left from earlier that I can heat in the
microwave, it'll just be a matter of seconds, unless you're
okay with using your vision thingy to do it - can you
actually do that? I mean, do you use your powers for
anything other than blowing cool breath on cats and saving
nuclear power plants in distress? Mind you, it'd be much
better if I made some fresh coffee, I don't know why I
didn't think about it before I offered. I'm such a terrible
host," she babbled on as she set about her task, opening
and closing cupboards without paying any attention to their
contents. She snuck a glance at her guest, pasting an
awkward smile on her lips, but stopped short when she met
his gaze.
He was smiling. No, he was *laughing*. *Superman* was
laughing at her.
