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Are you lonesome tonight...? by Labrat!!!
a new one:
"Lois," I say earnestly, "I'm not Superman."
I'm not. It's an impossibility. Laughable. To think I could be an icon like that, to think I could do those things... no. No way.
She regards me defiantly. "Wanna bet?"
I sigh. "I could have dealt with the flying. And the... the freaky baseball bat stuff. And... and whatever else. But... but trust me, I wouldn't... *couldn't* wear those... those *things*!"
She cocks an eyebrow at me, and I pull at the material to illustrate my point. And I moan as I realise what the thing is made of.
"Spandex, Lois?! *Spandex*? You think I'd go out like that in *public*? Flash myself around like a piece of meat in a butcher's shop?"
simona
p.s. YAY! now I can posting my quiz!
