I recognized this last night, TJ, but I didn't reply because I didn't have a new quote to paste, and I figured I'd give someone else a chance... but since no one's jumped in and I've thought of a bit to quote... this is LabRat's Epiphany (the story that taught me how to spell epiphany goofy ).

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"Look at it this way. Now that you know, I won't have to make stupid excuses to run off and save the day anymore. You can make the stupid excuses for me."
PJ

"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K