Hee, I love these things! I guessed this one almost immediately, went to look it up (this is open-book, right? goofy ) and confirmed it. This is It\'s a Thing He Does at Parties by Jude Williams smile

Okay, this is probably way too easy, but here's one bit that gets me LOL every time...

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Clark blinked. "Drunk ... nah." He paused. "I think ... *wasted* ... might be more accurate."

Lois burst out laughing, which quickly brought Clark with her. "Blitzed," she added on a gasp.

"Smashed!"

"Plastered!"
goofy

PJ

"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K